1 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,480 - Yes, I've written down my number. - Sure. 2 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,820 Smita ji. Hello. 3 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,770 Myself Kunnu Panjwani. 4 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,070 My friend Jass-- 5 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,970 I mean Jasswinder Ahuja, will be here shortly. 6 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:42,770 - He'll be here any minute. - Okay. 7 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:45,890 But his wife Baani Ahuja, she's already here. 8 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:46,520 She's in? 9 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,180 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 10 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,850 Hold on, doctor. 11 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,810 I had to tell you something important. 12 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,850 Fixing things between them 13 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,790 will drive you nuts. 14 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:57,770 - I... I'll see. - Handle with care. 15 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,810 - All the best. - Okay. 16 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,200 Glory to Goddess. 17 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,390 Sorry, I'm late. 18 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,060 No, it's okay. Please come. 19 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,100 Thank you. 20 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:15,230 Couldn't you wait five more minutes? 21 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,730 I was parking-- 22 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,220 Can I get you some water? 23 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:19,310 - Let's start. - Coffee... 24 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,560 Alright. 25 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,390 Mr. and Mrs. Ahuja. 26 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:25,140 How long have you two been married? 27 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,850 1825 days. 1825 nights. 28 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,850 Okay, that's... wow! That's like five years. 29 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:36,100 Usually husbands don't remember their anniversary. 30 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:39,680 And he remembers the exact number of days and nights. 31 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,600 That's amazing. 32 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,980 - Mrs. Ahuja. - Yes? 33 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,350 When was the last time 34 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,850 you two were in agreement with each other? 35 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:49,180 When we decided to get married. 36 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,350 Oh! That long? 37 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,850 Do you love each other? 38 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,270 I love him. 39 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:01,060 I love you too, Baani. 40 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:02,480 But what's the point? 41 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:04,730 Love alone isn't enough for him. 42 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:06,520 Day and night he only wants to get physical. 43 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,220 What's wrong with that? 44 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:10,310 - It's my right. - Careful, Mr. Ahuja. 45 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,060 This is your wife we're talking about. 46 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,480 Not some plot of land you're claiming ownership of. 47 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,970 - No, that's not what I meant. - No, Mr. Ahuja. 48 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,090 Mrs. Ahuja... 49 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,560 please continue. 50 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,980 Day and night, dawn to dusk... 51 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,990 he's stuck on one thing- 52 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:33,560 "I wanna make love. Let's go for a quickie. The bed is calling us, baby. Come on." 53 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,810 But do you ever listen? 54 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,890 Smita ji, my double bed is living a single life. 55 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,470 The only action it gets is during an earthquake. 56 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,640 Do you understand? 57 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,060 No, you don't understand. 58 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,680 I'm not denying it, ma'am. I want to make love. 59 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,810 Full on love to my wife. 60 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,770 But not for love, for a baby! 61 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:53,270 Baby. Baby. Baby. 62 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,910 Sorry. Give me one second, please. 63 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,640 I am safe. Don't worry. 64 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,040 May I? 65 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:06,970 I'm not desperate to satisfy my urges. 66 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:10,100 I just want a cute little child in my arms. 67 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,140 You don't understand... my mom is pressurizing me. 68 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,980 People back home think, I'm a printer that's run out of ink. 69 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,640 What am I supposed to tell them? 70 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,850 Look, ma'am, it's basic biology 71 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,520 babies will be born only when we do something. 72 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,140 Then what do I do? Reproduce them on my own? 73 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:25,390 Enough, Jass! 74 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:26,880 - Just enough, okay. - I... 75 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:30,600 Listen. I never said I don't want kids. 76 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,180 But I'm damn sure I don't want them now. 77 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:35,600 And you know what, this is not working out. 78 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:36,600 I'm done with you. 79 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,640 - Baani. Baani. Baani. - Please, don't touch me. 80 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,350 - I wasn't attacking you. - Mrs. Ahuja... 81 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:43,850 - What have you done? - Me? 82 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:46,600 - You made things worse? - I did? 83 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:48,600 I won't pay you. 84 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,520 - What happened? - Don't pay her. 85 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,770 - Was I supposed to pay her? - Baani. 86 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:57,980 - What have you done? - I did? 87 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,930 You made things worse. 88 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,020 I clearly warned you... 89 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,680 fixing things between them will drive you nuts. 90 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:08,400 Jass. Don't jump. Jass, please. 91 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:10,800 Baani. Time out. 92 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,980 What are you doing? 93 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,470 Where are you going without me? 94 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,270 You're forgetting that we share the same address. 95 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,190 We don't need a marriage counsellor. 96 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:25,890 Our relationship hasn't hit a rough patch. 97 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,640 It's just a communication gap, baby. 98 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:31,850 - Baani. Baani. What are you doing? - "Love is gold, love is silver..." 99 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,270 Husbands are like Gods, you don't leave them dangling. 100 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:35,600 Get off, Jass. 101 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,180 Remember this song? 102 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:40,350 - "When you're young, love is gonna happen." - Get off!" 103 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,520 "When you're young--" 104 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,940 Let me in, Baani. Our future kids are getting crushed. 105 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:46,060 - Jass. - Love you. 106 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:46,970 I hate you! 107 00:06:48,970 --> 00:07:00,230 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 108 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,220 Slow down, I'll lose my cap. 109 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,640 What a view. 110 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:19,350 - Hey, careful. - Baani, careful. 111 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,890 - Oh God! - Listen, Baani... 112 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,060 What the-- Baani. 113 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,980 Are you blind? 114 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,810 Girl in a ride, flying high. 115 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,680 Hello, madam. Please... 116 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:35,520 Baani, are you going to reverse? 117 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,640 We are not moving our car, mister. 118 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,350 Were you born with this attitude, or did you order it on Amazon? 119 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:49,020 Move the car, or you're going back in a coffin. 120 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,350 Oh... serious. 121 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,230 By the way, you're the one moving around with coffin bearers. 122 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,890 And I've never backed down, neither has my car. 123 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,560 Plus, I have lot of time, the atmosphere is fine. 124 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,520 Let me play some music... online. 125 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,180 Who the hell is this guy? 126 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:09,110 "It's golden..." 127 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:23,640 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 128 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,810 Bye, girls. 129 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,730 - So long. Love you, girls. - Bye. 130 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,640 Add me on Insta. @Boyintheyellowcar. 131 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,600 - Come on. - Ready? 132 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,600 - Let's go. - Baani, are you serious? 133 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,600 Come on, Baani. 134 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,060 What are you doing? 135 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:44,240 Have you lost your mind? 136 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,560 Have you girls lost your mind? 137 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,700 I asked you to love me... 138 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:18,270 That girl wrecked my car. 139 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,270 But I am not angry. 140 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,640 Why am I happy? 141 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:33,390 Wow, excellent. Excellent. Gorgeous. 142 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,190 He's so funny. 143 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,140 What a mood! I'm in the mood now. 144 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,230 Beautiful. Wow. 145 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,520 Beautiful. Gorgeous. 146 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:43,140 - Gorgeous. - Hey, excuse me. 147 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:47,310 You can't see the moon without clearing the clouds. 148 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,810 I like that smile. 149 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:51,530 Hey, Kunnu! 150 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:53,390 Uncle ji. 151 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:54,640 - Come here. - I'm coming. 152 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,560 - I'm coming, baby. - Baby my foot! 153 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:58,600 Where the hell is your friend? 154 00:09:58,810 --> 00:10:00,060 The wedding arrangements are ready. 155 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,640 The guests are here. 156 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,350 Where is he? 157 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,980 - The main photographer should be here by now. - Uncle... 158 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:09,640 Just relax. Look over there. 159 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:13,060 Where are you even looking? Our Jass is right here! 160 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,140 Great. Come on, Jass. 161 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:25,970 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 162 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,840 "My habits. My bad habits." 163 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,100 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 164 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,930 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 165 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,350 Wow. Gorgeous. 166 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,060 How dare they threw the British out. 167 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,270 Bring them back. 168 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:52,890 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 169 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,230 How many more do you want? 170 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:55,810 Photos. 171 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,430 - You can take some too. - Cheap guy. 172 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:59,350 The father of the bride is fuming. 173 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,100 - How long will I keep covering for you? - Just a little longer. 174 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:02,140 Crazy guy. 175 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,560 - Rozario. - Yeah, baby. 176 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,140 Let me take your picture in the water. 177 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,020 Take good photos? 178 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,770 God's plan. Wow. 179 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,280 Hello ji. 180 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:30,570 Remember me? 181 00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,680 - You! - Not 'you'... 182 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,270 I have a name. Jass Ahuja. 183 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,850 I am a wedding photographer. 184 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,220 The first meeting is coincidence. 185 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,850 The second time, is God's will. 186 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,810 Don't just stand there. Keep clicking. 187 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:47,430 Move aside. I'll click her pictures. 188 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,220 This is my duty. 189 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,450 - Hey... - Look at me, please. 190 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,980 Chin down... little bit. Nice. Beautiful. What a face. 191 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,270 Wow... 192 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,180 It's the first time I've clicked the second most beautiful girl. 193 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:06,980 I am so good. 194 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,730 And who's the first one? 195 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:12,230 It's you! But only when you smile. 196 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,230 - Baani, come on. Let's get ready. - Baani. Let's go. 197 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:17,850 - We're getting late. - I'll go get changed. 198 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:19,230 Then click as many photos as you like. 199 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,060 You don't need to dress up. 200 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,350 You look cute even in your ID photo. 201 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,770 Are you done? Can we go? 202 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:26,270 The groom is waiting for us. Come on 203 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,770 What are you doing? Let's go. 204 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,480 She's damn cute, bro! 205 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:33,830 Make me look slim, okay? 206 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,920 I'll Photoshop you. 207 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,220 Suck your tummy in a little. 208 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:39,270 Breathe out. 209 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:40,640 Tummy in, breath out. 210 00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:43,720 Yeah, that's it. 211 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,010 It's okay. Let's go. 212 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,660 Monty ji, smile. Yes, very nice. 213 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,620 Tummy in. 214 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,260 You don't look like an elephant at all. 215 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,480 Hold your breath. Hold it, okay. 216 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,270 - Tuck it in a bit. - Chest out. Yes. 217 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,810 Don't breathe. 218 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,100 Forget you can breathe. 219 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,730 The sherwani just popped a button. 220 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,310 It's okay, Monty ji. Don't be embarrassed. 221 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,100 It happens all the time. 222 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,720 I have some diet tips for you, 223 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,230 avoid things that make you fat. 224 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,260 - Yes. - Like... weighing scales. 225 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,970 - Mirrors. - Yes. 226 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:22,890 Photos. 227 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,020 And avoid, having skinny people around you. 228 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,150 I never thought of this, buddy. 229 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,220 Thank you so much. 230 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,350 You're crushing me. 231 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:35,940 Jass. The bride is ready. Click her photos as well. 232 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,890 Yes, sir. Coming. 233 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,940 - Your button. - Thank you. 234 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,520 - Let's go. - Come on. 235 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,220 Is there any other option? 236 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,390 - Excuse me. Hi. - Yes, sir? 237 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,810 Where is the bride's room? 238 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,970 Look, there comes the bride. 239 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,200 Come on, let's go. 240 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,020 Baani. 241 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,430 - Baani. - Oh, my God. He won't stop. 242 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,430 Baani. 243 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,390 - Kunnu, I just realised something. - What? 244 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,980 When you love someone with all your heart... 245 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,930 the universe makes sure she marries someone else. 246 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,770 What is this crazy girl doing? 247 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,100 - I'll go stop her. - Yes. 248 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,670 Baani. 249 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,070 What? 250 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,640 If you don't mind, can I still ask you something? 251 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,430 Ask. 252 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,810 Did you rent out your eyes to someone else? 253 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,310 What are you doing? 254 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,520 Look at you. And look at him. 255 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,770 Come on, Jass. He's damn cute. 256 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:43,810 Cute? 257 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,600 Even Balraj's son is cute. 258 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,640 - Balraj... - My dad. 259 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,060 Alright, if not me, then someone else. 260 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,390 It's not like he's the richest guy. 261 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,430 Jass. Sometimes being cute is enough. 262 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,430 - Kunnu. - Jass. 263 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,560 This is the world's shortest love story... 264 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,430 it ended before it even began. 265 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,970 Even the pilot episode of a web series is longer than this. 266 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,310 I don't like it. I don't like it. 267 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,060 And I'm so lovable! 268 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,980 Cute face, six-pack abs. 269 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:20,250 If I say anything more, I'll jinx it. 270 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:21,540 Drink. 271 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,850 What's the point of these six-pack abs... 272 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,390 when a family pack stole the show? 273 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,350 And guess what, 274 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,770 he's going on a 15-day honeymoon. 275 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,640 What? 276 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,020 15 days... have 15 nights. 277 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,560 And nights are... 278 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,060 No. No, I won't let it be night. No way. 279 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,780 I hate the night. 280 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,140 Kunnu. Throw the ball. 281 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,140 - Be gentle. - Hey! 282 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,180 Sorry. 283 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,980 Come on, Monty. Pass the ball. 284 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,640 Are you okay? 285 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:08,940 Bro. 286 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:09,940 - Come on, guys. - It happens. 287 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,140 - Kunnu, throw the ball. - Here we go. 288 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,310 Oh my God. 289 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,060 - Bro... - Monty, are you okay? 290 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:19,270 He's okay. 291 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,430 Guys, please play carefully. What are you doing? 292 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,060 Kunnu... throw the ball. 293 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,100 Kunnu, don't throw the ball. 294 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,140 Here we go. 295 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,940 Hey... have you lost your mind? What are you doing? 296 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,730 Kunnu, put me down. 297 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,640 Oh, God. Monty. 298 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,390 - Let's get him to a doctor, guys. - His honeymoon is cancelled. 299 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,600 He broke my nose. 300 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,520 Underground. 301 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,140 What the heck. What are you guys doing? 302 00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:55,890 We're getting married tomorrow 303 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:58,020 and you broke my husband's nose. 304 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,570 Husband? 305 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,430 - Baby. - Baby? 306 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,970 - Hubby. - Hubby? 307 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:09,230 - Sweetheart. - Sweetheart? 308 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:12,020 Come, we've had enough. Let's go. Come, my little baby. 309 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:15,140 - You have a chance. - I do. 310 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,770 You have a chance to go on a honeymoon. 311 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,850 Hello, Mom. Yes. 312 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,560 The problem you were stressing about? It's solved. 313 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:24,890 I've found your daughter-in-law. 314 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:25,810 Sorry... 315 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,480 What? 'Is she pretty?' 316 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:32,100 If you see her in a red dress, you'll give a green signal right away. 317 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,930 Earrings - killer. Anklets - deadly. 318 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:39,100 Bangles on her wrists Gosh! I'm in love. 319 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,270 Yes, Mom. 320 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,020 Don't worry. It's a 50% yes. 321 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,140 Yes. Yes. 322 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,270 When did I say yes? 323 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,930 I did. 324 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,430 Just say yes. 325 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,140 50 plus 50 makes 100 percent. 326 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:32,310 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 327 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:41,440 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 328 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:46,130 "Looks calm, but she's a storm professional." 329 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:50,500 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 330 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:55,210 "Raises the heat by locking eyes, flirts sensational." 331 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,330 "Get her married..." 332 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,020 "Let's go." 333 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:04,700 "Get her married... looks really hot." 334 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:09,340 "Get her married... stays up all night." 335 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:14,080 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 336 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,760 "Get her married..." 337 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:23,420 "Get her married... looks really hot." 338 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:27,920 "Get her married... stays up all night." 339 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:32,830 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 340 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,890 "Get her married..." 341 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:51,740 "No love for variety These aunties of society," 342 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:56,410 "I love my freedom That's their anxiety." 343 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,790 "Even my laughter needs their authority," 344 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,130 "Grandma's waiting on the next-gen priority." 345 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,480 "Kitchen duties, that's their policy," 346 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:07,880 "Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT." 347 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:12,880 "How long will daddy's little angel stay single?" 348 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:17,940 "Now that we've locked eyes, let our hearts mingle." 349 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:22,640 "Daddy's angel flying high, carefree," 350 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:26,990 "Come down, baby Say yes to me." 351 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,490 "Get him married..." 352 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,450 "Get him married... always window shopping." 353 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:41,180 "Get him married... pings me on DM." 354 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:45,830 "Get her married... he's not thinking straight." 355 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,170 "Get him married..." 356 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:55,230 "Get her married... looks really hot." 357 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:59,740 "Get her married... stays up all night." 358 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:04,630 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 359 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,000 "Get her married..." 360 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,740 Too cool, Jass. Singing and dancing. 361 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,080 - You've got this. - Thanks, man. 362 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,360 You guys look amazing. 363 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,920 You guys look made for each other. 364 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:27,640 But it looks difficult. 365 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,340 She won't agree so easily. 366 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,950 Hey, Jass. She's here. 367 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,790 You stay put, dawg. 368 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,580 Listen... Jass... 369 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,250 Moron always chooses a girl over friendship! 370 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,450 - Hi! - Hi! 371 00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:51,790 - Do you drink? - No. 372 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:54,670 But if you insist, I will. 373 00:21:57,510 --> 00:21:58,480 - Come... - More. 374 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,080 I said more, dude. 375 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,540 Don't you think you're overdoing it, Baani? 376 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,610 Shut up. 377 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,180 I'm pretty disturbed about yesterday anyway. 378 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,150 Why? 379 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:09,360 Same old... marriage, relationships... 380 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,070 Khosla uncle, Khosla uncle's son. 381 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,540 I don't like it. I don't like it, dude. 382 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,060 But what are you doing? 383 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,190 Why are you settling for that Khosla 384 00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:22,110 when you've got a ready-made groom right here? 385 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,960 Is it Jass Ahuja? 386 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,280 It is Jass Ahuja. 387 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,180 Baani, check me out, okay. 388 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,260 I've got a nice personality. Cute face. 389 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:37,590 I have six-pack abs. 390 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,480 - And... slipping. - Careful. 391 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,850 lifetime guarantee to always be by your side. 392 00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,270 Will you marry me? 393 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,770 Now. 394 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,210 Now? Are you crazy? 395 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,070 Baani, the future's uncertain. 396 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,190 The wedding altar is already set for your sister. 397 00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:04,440 - No, no... - Stop laughing. 398 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,240 Shouldn't the elder sister get married first? 399 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,310 You are drunk. 400 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,830 Who proposes like this? 401 00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:14,890 Alcohol brings out true feelings. Come on. 402 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:17,200 Calm down. Calm down, okay. 403 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:19,840 I need... I need time, okay. 404 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,590 - You want time? - Yes. 405 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,000 - I give you time. - Thank you. 406 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,450 One hour. 407 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:30,980 One hour? 408 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,390 "One, two, three, four." 409 00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:37,000 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 410 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,660 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 411 00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:46,130 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 412 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:49,540 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 413 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,960 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife, What will that life be like?" 414 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,290 "Can't imagine a better life. It'll be beautiful." 415 00:23:56,290 --> 00:24:03,530 "Will you marry me?" 416 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,020 Jass. You said one hour. 417 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,300 Six hours have passed. Where is your bride? 418 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,750 - I don't understand. - Only owls stay awake at night. 419 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,190 Why are you making me stay awake? 420 00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:18,760 Sir... I am sure my bride will show up. 421 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,020 But when, young man? 422 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:22,350 Here. 423 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:24,440 Cool down those raging desires. 424 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,720 She's not coming. 425 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,560 She's probably drunk and snoring in her AC room. 426 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,670 - Exactly. - Yes. 427 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:30,680 Really? 428 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,360 Alright, bro. 429 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,450 Come on. Get it over with. 430 00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:34,760 - Pour it. - Come on. 431 00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:39,140 Sir, start reciting the mantras. 432 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:41,020 Why? Are you marrying Kunnu? 433 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:41,680 No... 434 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,810 - Sir... - What? 435 00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:43,860 - I can feel it. - What? 436 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:44,770 - I can feel it. - Feel what? 437 00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:45,760 My bride's coming. 438 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,910 - My bride's coming. - Where is she? Where is she? 439 00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:48,080 Turn around! 440 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:59,570 "My heart's lost in your thoughts." 441 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:03,220 "Let's get married, the altar's set.'" 442 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:06,800 "From my side, it's already done," 443 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,730 "Our pair will be number one." 444 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,400 "I'll walk the rounds, wear the vermilion bright, 445 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,510 "Exchange garlands, take our vows," 446 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,580 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife," 447 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,450 "What will that life be like?" 448 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:25,340 "Can't imagine anything better." 449 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:33,700 "Will you marry me?" 450 00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:38,580 "Will you marry me?" 451 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,740 "Will you marry me?" 452 00:25:44,490 --> 00:25:45,670 What's he doing? 453 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,160 Silence in the court room. 454 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:52,090 Great. 455 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,020 Amazing. 456 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:59,360 I've never seen or heard of a love story, or a wedding like this. 457 00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:01,700 - Kulkarni? - Yes, sir. 458 00:26:03,850 --> 00:26:06,820 Her family must've figured out your situation later. 459 00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:08,900 And then what did they do? 460 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,330 My Lord! I took the blows meant for her. 461 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:20,930 That's okay. 462 00:26:21,270 --> 00:26:23,230 Her family broke all ties with her. 463 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,820 But I stood with her. 464 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:28,470 And I'm still here for you, Baani. 465 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:31,390 But you are leaving me. 466 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,780 Mrs. Ahuja, I don't understand one thing. 467 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:43,380 Why do you want a divorce after five years of marriage? 468 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,000 I mean, why? 469 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,660 Is he two-timing you? 470 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:48,670 No. 471 00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:50,000 Is it a case of physical violence? 472 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,870 - Does he hit you? - No. 473 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,110 - Doesn't he love you? - He does. 474 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:55,410 Then what is the problem? 475 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,100 He loves me too much. 476 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,020 Isn't that great, child? 477 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,060 Absolutely not. 478 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,840 He wants to make love to me all the time, that too without protection. 479 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,130 Because I want a child, sir. 480 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:08,630 I want to be a father. 481 00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:11,640 The things I've done for this relationship... 482 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,400 - you can ask my friend. - Yes. 483 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,210 Hello, My Lord. Let me tell you. I'll tell you everything. 484 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:17,550 Actually... 485 00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,380 Why are you wearing a suit? 486 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,720 Why? Doesn't it suit me? 487 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,060 I wear it only on two occasions. 488 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,480 Funerals and divorces. 489 00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:24,530 I'll tell you what happened. 490 00:27:24,530 --> 00:27:25,780 - Go, sit down. - No, let me... 491 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:26,890 Go and sit down. 492 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,560 Dresses up in a suit... 493 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:32,050 You can't imagine what I've been through In these five years... 494 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:34,230 What? 495 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,780 Every time I tried to get close... 496 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,410 she 497 00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:42,630 put up a wall between us. 498 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,000 Don't stop me unnecessarily. 499 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:10,120 When I come close to you, don't stop me. 500 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,720 I am in your bed, I am in your bed. 501 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,690 I... am in your bed, you're... in your bed. 502 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,690 I missed you, babe. 503 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,950 No, no, no kissing. 504 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,510 Kisses don't get anyone pregnant, silly. 505 00:28:29,690 --> 00:28:32,070 A kiss is where it all begins. 506 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:35,890 And if you start... I won't be able to stop. 507 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,500 So why stop? Let's make a baby. 508 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:42,520 - Come on. Come closer. - Jass, no. 509 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,940 Jass, no... 510 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:45,860 Jass... stop it. 511 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:46,880 No! 512 00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:51,040 A kick? 513 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,610 You actually kicked him? 514 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:57,480 That's wrong. This is not done. 515 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,510 Do you have any idea what he would've gone through? 516 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,010 Do you even realize what a woman goes through in conceiving, 517 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:06,550 as well as raising up a child? 518 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,670 Sir, to bring a perfect child in this world, 519 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:12,340 one has to be a perfect mother. 520 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:14,550 And currently, I'm the CEO of a company. 521 00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:18,970 I want to focus and dedicate all my time to my career. 522 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,750 I want to be mentally and physically prepared 523 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,380 in bringing up our kid. 524 00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:26,010 But for now... 525 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:28,590 I'm not ready. 526 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:34,800 You want a child, but you don't. 527 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:37,740 You want this marriage, but you don't. 528 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:43,950 Therefore, the court will keep this divorce case 529 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,050 in a lock-unlock category for six months. 530 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,770 This period is granted, 531 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,840 so that the couples who have taken this significant step 532 00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,730 can reflect and be certain whether it's the right decision. 533 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:06,250 For now, I will strike the gavel to separate you. 534 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,030 But something tells me... 535 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,340 you'll find your way back to each other. 536 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,140 The court is adjourned. 537 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,420 Mr. Jasswinder Ahuja. 538 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800 You've been the nicest man I know. 539 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:48,510 And you'll always be the proudest chapter in my life. 540 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:54,250 It's alright. Sometimes things don't work out in life. 541 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:56,130 It didn't work out between us. 542 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:58,580 Jass... 543 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,030 let it go. 544 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,490 Move on. 545 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,060 And I wish you all the best for your future. 546 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,640 Can I hug you? 547 00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:17,320 Please. 548 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:19,870 Of course. 549 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,510 What happened? 550 00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:40,140 Am I crazy or 551 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,830 is that the same bottle we drank from and got married? 552 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,770 It's the same brand, right? 553 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:49,150 Yeah, that's the same bottle that made our heads spin. 554 00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:51,580 And had us circling the holy fire to get married. 555 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,720 Oh, God. 556 00:31:54,150 --> 00:31:55,930 How will we divide the bottle now? 557 00:32:07,790 --> 00:32:10,630 - Oh... - Come on. Come on. Come on. 558 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:12,720 No. 559 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,410 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - No, guys. I can't. 560 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:17,590 This is such a silly game. Can't we play something else? 561 00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:20,820 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - Okay, okay, okay. 562 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:22,500 Dare. 563 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:23,560 Yes. 564 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:28,330 See that handsome photographer over there. 565 00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:30,280 - Where? - With the camera. 566 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,310 Henry, she's your wife, not your cousin. 567 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,550 Look at her with more love, mate. 568 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,130 And, Hanna, just stroke his beard. 569 00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:39,810 Yes. That's lovely. Nice and soft. Great. 570 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,020 Be still. 571 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,210 Go and kiss him. 572 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,060 What? 573 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:45,740 - Go and kiss him. - No. 574 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:48,010 She can't kiss a stranger. I agree. 575 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:51,080 - No. - He's so cute. He's so cute. 576 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,160 Very nice. 577 00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:55,550 My marriage didn't last five years, Looks like theirs will end in five days. 578 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:59,750 Hey... I swear, you won't last five seconds in this world. 579 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,990 "Two times the tax. For God's sakes." 580 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:04,930 You know Hindi. Very nice. Very nice. Sorry. Sorry. 581 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,410 We'll get some photos clicked on that bridge. 582 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:07,920 - Let's go. Let's go. - Come on, honey. 583 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,100 Come, goatee and gal, let's go. 584 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,880 - You can. - No. 585 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,990 Don't let go of the rope. 586 00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:09,390 Keep paddling. Paddle. Paddle. 587 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,250 Don't let go of the rope. 588 00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:17,410 Help. 589 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,080 Help! Help! 590 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,170 Somebody help me. 591 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:36,240 - Somebody help me. - She will drown. 592 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,440 - Please help. - Vicky, help her. 593 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,500 Help. Help. 594 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,150 Help. 595 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,390 Help. 596 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,140 - Thank God. - Thank God. 597 00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:23,890 Wake up. 598 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,450 Wake up, wake up. 599 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:29,890 Breathe, breathe! 600 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:32,250 What do I do? What do I do? 601 00:35:32,390 --> 00:35:36,360 Wait... only one man can save her in this situation. 602 00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:38,830 My school headmaster, Mr. Shukla! 603 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,070 Sir, what do I do? 604 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:47,530 Well... when things go wrong, or someone's in trouble, 605 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:50,690 or can't breathe... 606 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:54,410 you give them CPR. 607 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:57,110 First, lock your hands, 608 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:59,630 place them on the patient's chest... 609 00:35:59,630 --> 00:36:05,910 and pump at regular intervals. 610 00:36:06,890 --> 00:36:09,110 Pump... pump... 611 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,380 Thank you, Mr. Shukla! 612 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,320 Pump... pump... 613 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,260 pump, pump, pump... Oh no... 614 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:18,780 It's not working, Mr. Shukla! Say something! 615 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:20,550 Else, this beautiful girl will die! 616 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,460 How can I let her die? 617 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:24,330 Mr. Shukla won't let her die. 618 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:28,310 Step two of CPR - hold her nose 619 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:34,240 and blow air into her mouth. 620 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,080 How? 621 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,350 Like this. 622 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,550 What's so funny? 623 00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:46,460 I'll try... 624 00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:47,610 Sorry, ma'am... 625 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:52,140 - Like this, Mr. Shukla? - You're not supposed to kiss her. 626 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,600 You're supposed to blow air! 627 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,590 Okay. 628 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,080 Hallelujah! 629 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,390 It's a miracle. 630 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,380 Are you okay? 631 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,520 Do you want water? No... sorry no water! 632 00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:10,270 Are you okay? 633 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,040 Oh, my God. She did it. 634 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,920 No, she's still doing it. 635 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:28,170 Please, someone stop her. 636 00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:29,620 Preet, that's enough. 637 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,220 Thank you. 638 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,990 I didn't get a chance to say it the other day. 639 00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,360 You're lucky I found you today. 640 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:51,240 Hey. Your money. 641 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,820 That's for you. 642 00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,450 The value of my kiss is only £5? 643 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:05,490 Rise and Shine. Vodka and Wine. 644 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:08,040 Reach Club Dance and Dine... before Nine. 645 00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:13,300 Fine... 646 00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:14,740 Fine! 647 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,680 Chug. Chug. Chug. 648 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,740 Chug. Chug. Chug. 649 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,340 Come on, Preet. 650 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:24,960 Woohoo! 651 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,650 Chug. Chug. Chug. 652 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,210 Whoa! 653 00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:38,230 "Oh my God." 654 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:41,860 "Oh what." 655 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:45,260 "Twerk it." 656 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:49,320 "Shake it. Shake it." 657 00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:02,500 "Shake it. Shake it." 658 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,040 "Oh my God." 659 00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:28,500 By the way, 660 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,200 are you single? 661 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,680 Fully single. 662 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,600 Okay. I'm gonna go get another drink then. 663 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,910 One more? 664 00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:46,420 Is she a drunkard? 665 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:47,890 Works for me. 666 00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:50,980 Move. 667 00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:15,050 - Sir, it's mine. - Bro, it's mine. 668 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,420 - Sir, it's mine. - It's my tip. 669 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,710 Sir, it's mine. 670 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,200 I double the tip, okay. 671 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,560 Sir, Indian money? 672 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,040 You're not British either. Take it and leave. 673 00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:27,410 Use force, but make no fuss. 674 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,440 Come to the bedroom, follow the red door. 675 00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:36,610 Move aside. 676 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,160 Villages have homes... 677 00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:51,140 but this home has an entire village. 678 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:52,900 They are loaded. 679 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:02,900 Oh! 680 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,260 Tommy is a good boy. 681 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,770 Who's a good Tommy? You're a good Tommy. 682 00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:08,170 Who's a good Tommy? 683 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:09,780 Bad Tommy. 684 00:42:10,730 --> 00:42:12,960 No, Tommy. No. 685 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,260 Tommy. Tommy. 686 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:18,630 I don't want rabies. I want babies. 687 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,040 Why are you getting angry? Is it because I called you Tommy? 688 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:25,760 Your madam called me. Let me go. 689 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:27,400 I'll go. 690 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,600 Who's going to save me now? 691 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:35,310 My PT teacher... Mr. Mishra. 692 00:42:35,510 --> 00:42:36,600 Youngsters 693 00:42:37,530 --> 00:42:39,400 kids my height, 694 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,970 take a deep breath before you run. 695 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:46,440 Put your chest out, keep your posture straight. 696 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:49,580 And keep your eyes on your 'disha' (direction) while running. 697 00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:50,490 Understood? 698 00:42:50,490 --> 00:42:51,560 Hi, Disha. 699 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,370 Wrong. 700 00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:55,900 Not this Disha. 701 00:42:56,580 --> 00:43:00,680 I mean direction, your goal. 702 00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:04,750 So that you can stay ahead and leave everyone behind. 703 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:07,760 - Sir, what if a dog chases us? - Good question. 704 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:10,460 If a dog chases you, don't think 705 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:14,850 just run. Long strides, big leaps. 706 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,980 Okay, Mr. Mishra... I'll try. 707 00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:23,820 Here is the dog. 708 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:30,060 Hey, dog! Hey, dog! 709 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,380 Mishra sir! Mishra sir! 710 00:43:32,540 --> 00:43:36,170 - Long strides! Big jump! - Long strides! Big jump! 711 00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:37,410 Long leap! 712 00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:39,850 Climb a wall! Climb a tree! 713 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,450 Be like Spider-Man! 714 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:42,740 I'm climbing. I'm trying. 715 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,890 Climb whatever you get. But save yourself from the dog! 716 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,050 I've climbed up, Mr. Mishra. 717 00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:51,570 I'm safe. 718 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,270 Follow the red... 719 00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:58,330 Red door. 720 00:43:58,820 --> 00:43:59,690 Red door. 721 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,470 Red door. Red door. 722 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,450 Red door. 723 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:05,030 Red door? 724 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,900 Eenie, meenie, miny, moe... 725 00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:11,270 Two red doors, which one do I go? 726 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,410 Damn it. 727 00:44:13,790 --> 00:44:14,890 What the hell. 728 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,570 Preet. 729 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,270 Cutie. 730 00:44:28,770 --> 00:44:29,710 Perfume. 731 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:41,070 "Two hearts are meeting quietly, in secret." 732 00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,590 Don't kill me. Don't sell my kidney, please. 733 00:44:49,590 --> 00:44:51,480 - I am very young. Please. - Get up. 734 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,870 My mother is still alive... 735 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,190 Do you even know whose house you've barged into? 736 00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:04,280 For your information - Jogi Randhawa. 737 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:05,920 He doesn't talk much... 738 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,190 his gun does the talking. 739 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,150 Gun? 740 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,770 Sir, sorry. I haven't done anything, please. 741 00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:14,190 - I haven't done anything. - Jass? 742 00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:17,210 - Preet. Save me. - Brother... 743 00:45:17,770 --> 00:45:18,500 Brother? 744 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,400 What are you doing, brother? You're scaring him. Stop it. 745 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,310 Jass is-- 746 00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:30,850 Truth or Dare? 747 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,300 Are you two addicted to this game or what? 748 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:39,260 Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. This is cheating. 749 00:45:42,350 --> 00:45:43,920 You've already done the dare. 750 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,430 Time for the truth. 751 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:50,010 Tell me... what were you doing in my house, 752 00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:53,160 in my sister's room... so late at night? 753 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,780 You sister called me. 754 00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:59,000 She said, 'using force without the fuss, enter the red door.' 755 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,820 I know Preet from before, sir. 756 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:02,710 Yes. 757 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:03,620 - Yes? - Yes. 758 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:04,910 I saved her life. 759 00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:06,800 Actually, Shukla sir solved the matter. 760 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,190 - Who is Shukla sir? - My school headmaster. 761 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:10,910 I did exactly like he said. 762 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,760 I went close to her and kissed her. 763 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,880 - Sire. - I mean... I gave her oxygen, sir. 764 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:15,970 O2. 765 00:46:17,170 --> 00:46:18,100 What is he saying? 766 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,640 Explain it to your brother. 767 00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:20,530 Yes, brother. 768 00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:24,130 Remember what happened in Uttarakhand? I almost drowned while rafting. 769 00:46:24,550 --> 00:46:26,430 He's the one who saved me. 770 00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:28,890 I am alive because of him. 771 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:33,270 Sire, does saving her life give him the right to enter her bedroom? 772 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,060 Brother... 773 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:36,670 Look. 774 00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:38,920 She scribbled the address on this note and called me here. 775 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:41,670 It was her. Your dogs even chased me. 776 00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:43,220 But Mishra sir solved that matter. 777 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:44,730 Who is this Mishra now? 778 00:46:44,730 --> 00:46:46,020 My PT teacher, sir. 779 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,730 Stop this Mishra-Shukla nonsense. 780 00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:52,650 Just tell me whether you love Preet or not. 781 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,650 Growing love, sir. Growing... 782 00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:57,700 Every second I fall more in love with her. 783 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,870 Oh. 784 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,240 And what about you, Preet? 785 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,310 Do you too have a growing love for him? 786 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,240 No! 787 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,620 - What? - What are you saying? 788 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,760 Your brother's going to shoot me. 789 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,970 I mean, we just met. 790 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:20,370 I want to get to know him. I mean... he's cute. 791 00:47:20,790 --> 00:47:22,570 Cute? Okay, fine. 792 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:24,500 You, boy. Come here. 793 00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:25,820 No, no. 794 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:26,760 - Go on. - Come on. 795 00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:27,680 - Go. - Come on. 796 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,690 Don't push. 797 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,410 Come on. 798 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:34,170 Don't even think of betraying her. 799 00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:39,840 Cross a Randhawa, and you're done. 800 00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:41,620 That chance, I'll give you none. 801 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:44,250 Soon, wedding prep will have begun. 802 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,950 Preet, let's get some fresh air and fun. 803 00:47:47,150 --> 00:47:48,830 And listen, idiot. 804 00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:52,870 Next time you want to meet Preet, don't jump across the wall. 805 00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:56,000 Use the main door. 806 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,030 Alright, I'll use the main door. 807 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:01,970 Keep the door open. 808 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,990 Thank you, brother. You're a sweetheart. 809 00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:05,910 - Need your blessings. - Let's go. 810 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:06,820 Where are we going? 811 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:08,270 Sire, I feel-- 812 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,460 Growing love. 813 00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:26,600 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 814 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:29,670 "I drift closer to you..." 815 00:48:29,670 --> 00:48:34,050 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 816 00:48:34,050 --> 00:48:37,540 "I drift closer to you..." 817 00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:41,260 "In your eyes," 818 00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:43,820 "I find my light." 819 00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:58,640 "And be yours forever." 820 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,250 "I'm yours..." 821 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:06,670 "And be yours forever." 822 00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:32,940 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 823 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:36,660 "It's hard to believe" 824 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:44,010 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 825 00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:47,980 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 826 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:51,590 "It's hard to believe" 827 00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:58,810 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 828 00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:06,220 "Nothing matters more than me being yours." 829 00:50:06,510 --> 00:50:10,150 "Say what's in your heart," 830 00:50:10,150 --> 00:50:12,480 "so I can finally sleep in peace." 831 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:19,700 "And be yours forever." 832 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:27,180 "And be yours forever." 833 00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:30,780 "I'm yours..." 834 00:50:30,970 --> 00:50:35,070 "And be yours forever." 835 00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:40,760 "And be yours forever." 836 00:50:42,090 --> 00:50:45,130 "And be yours forever." 837 00:50:45,730 --> 00:50:49,330 "Be yours." 838 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:57,590 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 839 00:50:57,590 --> 00:50:59,510 "I just play it too much, I don't plan it." 840 00:50:59,510 --> 00:51:01,760 "Rolling stone better keep it them balance. Please." 841 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,110 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 842 00:51:05,110 --> 00:51:08,580 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 843 00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:10,610 "Not a player I'm the whole game the worst of them all." 844 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,440 "Way over this time I might have gone too far." 845 00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:14,360 "I been going' hard it's just who you are." 846 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,270 "They love me I'm leavin' I shoot like a star." 847 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,670 "When you're young..." 848 00:51:20,030 --> 00:51:23,430 "When you're young..." 849 00:51:24,850 --> 00:51:26,100 Squeeze me. 850 00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:29,650 Hi. 851 00:51:32,410 --> 00:51:34,570 - Baani? - Yes, Baani. 852 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,050 Won't you ask me to come in? 853 00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:39,490 Remember, I'm still your wife. 854 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,940 Yeah, come in. 855 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:45,200 - Wow, it's a beautiful house. - Thank you. 856 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,370 Old habits die hard. 857 00:51:49,870 --> 00:51:51,280 By the way, what are you doing here? 858 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,830 Are you here with the divorce papers? 859 00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:55,430 No. I want to tell you something. 860 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,490 You could have called. 861 00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,730 I couldn't have told you on the phone. It's personal. 862 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,200 - Jass, are you ready? - I am. 863 00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:04,450 Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? 864 00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:06,470 Stop spinning me around. Tell me what happened. 865 00:52:07,990 --> 00:52:08,910 I'm pregnant. 866 00:52:10,990 --> 00:52:12,470 I'm pregnant. 867 00:52:13,850 --> 00:52:15,950 Wow. Congratulations. 868 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,290 Who's the boy? 869 00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:23,400 What do you mean, who's the boy? Are you for real, Jass? 870 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,530 Is this all you have to say, who's the boy? 871 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,630 - No... - You don't remember, do you? 872 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,740 Let me remind you. 873 00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:37,500 Remember, the judge said he would decide our future in six months. 874 00:52:39,170 --> 00:52:41,090 I went home and I was packing 875 00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:43,130 and you saw that bottle. 876 00:52:48,690 --> 00:52:53,710 Remember, Jass... we just kept drinking that night. 877 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,630 And eventually... the alcohol took over. 878 00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:06,830 Then... you came close, like you always do... 879 00:53:07,610 --> 00:53:12,020 and I raised my leg to kick you, like I always do. 880 00:53:14,910 --> 00:53:16,120 But then... 881 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:27,320 Now you remember who's the boy? 882 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,360 Yes. 883 00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:31,790 Jass, you're going to be a father. 884 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,340 This is exactly what you wanted. 885 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,750 Oh my God. 886 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:37,850 Yeah. Oh my God. 887 00:53:38,050 --> 00:53:39,790 Only God can plan this for us. 888 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,340 But what about your goals? Aspirations? 889 00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:43,630 Your self growth as a woman? 890 00:53:43,630 --> 00:53:44,710 - It's okay. - You're a fighter. 891 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:46,340 - It's okay. - Really? 892 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:50,440 Jass, God has given me the opportunity to become a mother for the first time. 893 00:53:51,410 --> 00:53:53,110 I'll sort out my career. I'll work from home. 894 00:53:53,110 --> 00:53:54,640 - Sure? - Yeah. 895 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,850 Everything happens for a reason. 896 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,070 In our case, it's for the kid. 897 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,640 You and me will bring a third person in this world. 898 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,880 - Jass. - Enough. 899 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:07,690 No one will come between us. 900 00:54:07,690 --> 00:54:10,040 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 901 00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:14,180 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 902 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,330 - Sorry. - Jass? 903 00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:22,930 But it's... switched off. 904 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,030 The battery is dead. I'll put it to charge. 905 00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:31,280 - Hello? - Baby, come quickly to my house. 906 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,220 - Why? - What do you mean why? 907 00:54:33,550 --> 00:54:35,530 If you don't come, then I'm coming there. 908 00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:38,860 - No... no, no, no... - Okay. 909 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:41,260 No. No. No... 910 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:47,060 Jass. Jass. You forgot your pants. 911 00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:48,290 I know, Martha! 912 00:54:48,290 --> 00:54:51,150 And guess what... I forgot to wear a condom too! 913 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:09,700 Preet. 914 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:11,980 Preet. 915 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,940 Preet. 916 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,090 Preet. 917 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:16,450 Jass. 918 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,220 You said it's something urgent. All good? 919 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,830 First you tell me, why are you in your shorts? 920 00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:24,540 You said it's an emergency. Now, tell me what happened. 921 00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:26,360 Ready? 922 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:29,400 Okay. 923 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:34,790 Wait a second? Do you have COVID? 924 00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:36,690 - No offence, please. - Jass. 925 00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:37,720 Look at it properly. 926 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,000 Maintain two feet distance. 927 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,820 - Please. - Don't you know what this is? 928 00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:42,970 It's a pregnancy test kit. 929 00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:46,180 Jass, I am pregnant. 930 00:55:48,530 --> 00:55:49,590 I'm pregnant. 931 00:55:50,230 --> 00:55:50,980 Jass...? 932 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:53,420 No, this can't be happening. 933 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,100 What do you mean can't be happening? 934 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,790 It's happening. It's real. 935 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,990 I'm pregnant. 936 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,960 But I used protection... 937 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,860 So? Protection failed. 938 00:56:01,870 --> 00:56:04,540 How can protection fail? Protection's job is to protect. 939 00:56:04,850 --> 00:56:07,940 I have just given you such great news, 940 00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:09,280 and you're not happy. 941 00:56:09,470 --> 00:56:10,450 You're not happy. 942 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:12,530 I'm happy. 943 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,450 Jass, you're going to be a father. 944 00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:17,270 This is exactly what you wanted. 945 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,890 I am very happy. 946 00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:21,150 Look at my face. See how happy I am. 947 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,360 I am very happy. 948 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,780 But these condom companies, I won't let them off so easily. 949 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:25,940 I will file a case against them. 950 00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:27,110 I will sue them. 951 00:56:27,110 --> 00:56:28,780 How can they do this? 952 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,120 Instead of being happy about the news you're angry with the condom company? 953 00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:35,430 - Not cool. - I am angry with myself. 954 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,860 No, it's fine. It's okay. 955 00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:37,920 Just let it be. 956 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,520 - It's okay. - I'm lost... 957 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,080 I'm lost... for words. 958 00:56:41,850 --> 00:56:43,200 You're not happy. 959 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:44,760 Very happy. 960 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,080 You and I will bring a third person into this world. 961 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,650 - Jass... - Enough... 962 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,460 no one will come between us now. 963 00:56:52,630 --> 00:56:54,000 - And guess what? - What? 964 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,520 Today is International Pregnancy Day. 965 00:56:56,770 --> 00:56:58,420 What are the odds? 966 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,750 Brilliant. Brilliant. 967 00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:03,040 What a day. 968 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,480 So everyone's going to announce - I'm pregnant. 969 00:57:07,610 --> 00:57:08,820 We are all pregnant. 970 00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:09,830 You're so funny. 971 00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:11,270 For the next nine months 972 00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:13,680 it's going to be anxiety, depression, mood swings... 973 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,790 Labour pain as well. Plus, it's also going to kick. 974 00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,260 But where are you going? 975 00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:19,100 I'm going to the temple to bang my head... 976 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:20,990 I mean, take blessings. Don't stop me. 977 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,300 We've to tell my brother. He's gonna be so happy. 978 00:57:24,710 --> 00:57:29,560 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 979 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,860 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 980 00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,550 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 981 00:57:49,230 --> 00:57:52,170 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 982 00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:55,020 - Mom. - Jass, what happened? 983 00:57:55,170 --> 00:57:56,210 Is everything alright? 984 00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:58,440 Mom, God has answered your prayers. 985 00:57:58,650 --> 00:58:00,160 I'm, stuck between two. 986 00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:02,390 Now, two are on the way. Two. 987 00:58:02,570 --> 00:58:03,720 I didn't understand, son. 988 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,110 - Mom. - Hello? 989 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,600 Hello... Hello Jass? 990 00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:09,390 Twinkle, twinkle... double the worry, 991 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,130 How am I going to handle two love stories? 992 00:58:46,970 --> 00:58:49,190 This is the limit! Unbelievable! 993 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:52,060 First, you couldn't even have one baby. Now you're having two! 994 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,030 What crappy luck! 995 00:58:57,580 --> 00:58:58,880 Why are you hitting me? 996 00:58:59,270 --> 00:59:00,840 Tiny. Tiny. 997 00:59:01,590 --> 00:59:03,220 How can I help you, Mr. Kunnu? 998 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:04,800 My friend is under a lot of stress. 999 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,380 Give him today's special. 1000 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,620 Sure, sir. 1001 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:10,900 In today's special, we have a double cheese burger, 1002 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,490 a double sundae and a chilled glass of beer. 1003 00:59:14,730 --> 00:59:17,490 Double? Double. Double? 1004 00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:27,150 Do you know, my life's biggest trouble 1005 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,790 is because of the word "double". 1006 00:59:28,790 --> 00:59:29,570 - Huh? - Yes. 1007 00:59:30,050 --> 00:59:31,660 I have "double" the girls in my life, 1008 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,780 and while dealing with them, I'm going to have "double" kids now. 1009 00:59:35,110 --> 00:59:39,250 And now you're... offering me double-double? 1010 00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:41,150 Bloody double balloon! 1011 00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:42,930 I double curse you! 1012 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:44,180 May you catch double the disease! 1013 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:47,770 May you go home, and find out you have double fathers. 1014 00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:49,150 - That's right, double fathers. - Huh? 1015 00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:51,340 Stop, Jass. Jass. 1016 00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:54,070 Damn, are you made of double cement? 1017 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:55,480 Let go of me! 1018 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,540 - Bloody fatso. - Stop insulting him now. 1019 00:59:58,130 --> 00:59:59,490 I'll insult him double the times! 1020 00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:02,000 Mr. Kunnu, this guy is a crazy guy. 1021 01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:03,670 He's a psychopath. 1022 01:00:03,670 --> 01:00:05,230 Take him out of the club, 1023 01:00:05,230 --> 01:00:07,180 or take him out of the UK. 1024 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:08,400 Sorry, Tiny. Sorry. 1025 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,370 What, "sorry Tiny?" 1026 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,890 - His name is Tiny? - Just sit down. 1027 01:00:13,970 --> 01:00:15,110 Drink this. 1028 01:00:15,110 --> 01:00:16,330 What's wrong with you? 1029 01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:20,820 Sorry. 1030 01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:22,960 Don't get stressed. 1031 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:25,380 Preet. 1032 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,010 Hi, Jass. 1033 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:28,310 Hi. 1034 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:29,930 Who is she? 1035 01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:30,880 She... 1036 01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,220 Preet, I'm Baani. 1037 01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,910 I was in Jass's life before you. 1038 01:00:37,090 --> 01:00:38,640 And we were married to each other. 1039 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,370 He wanted a baby, and I didn't. 1040 01:00:41,530 --> 01:00:43,510 So we separated, but... 1041 01:00:43,930 --> 01:00:45,420 now I'm carrying his baby. 1042 01:00:46,070 --> 01:00:47,410 Jass told me about-- 1043 01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:58,490 My brother only holds a gun, 1044 01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:00,820 but I fire. 1045 01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:05,590 What are you doing, Preet? Have you lost your mind? 1046 01:01:05,850 --> 01:01:08,070 Preet, you're making a big mistake by killing him. 1047 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:10,200 You're right. 1048 01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:12,000 I should kill you. 1049 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:16,860 Baani! 1050 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:26,570 Baby, are you okay? 1051 01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:28,850 What happened? 1052 01:01:28,850 --> 01:01:30,660 Why did you suddenly fall down? 1053 01:01:31,170 --> 01:01:32,360 No, I... 1054 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:36,530 Dizziness and loss of balance is common during pregnancy. 1055 01:01:36,530 --> 01:01:38,340 I'm the one who is pregnant. Not you. 1056 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:40,090 - Yeah. - You're so funny. 1057 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:43,030 Hey... 1058 01:01:43,630 --> 01:01:44,760 My brother! 1059 01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:50,910 I gave you permission to go out with Preet. 1060 01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:52,930 But before marriage, you've made my sister-- 1061 01:01:53,170 --> 01:01:55,660 Sorry, Randhawa ji. I should've asked permission. 1062 01:01:55,810 --> 01:01:57,960 It was a mistake made out of love. 1063 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,500 Don't even think about doing it again. 1064 01:02:02,930 --> 01:02:05,830 Babies... should be born out of love. 1065 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,210 So understanding. 1066 01:02:08,930 --> 01:02:10,450 Sire, the priest is here. 1067 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,900 - Please come. - The priest. 1068 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,810 But why is the priest here? 1069 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,060 Sir, have you found an auspicious day? 1070 01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:24,010 Oh, an auspicious date for the baby's 'Naamkaran' (naming ceremony). 1071 01:02:24,190 --> 01:02:26,510 In fact, I think we should name the boy Karan. 1072 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,020 'Naam Karan'. Get it? 1073 01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:28,810 Good one. 1074 01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:31,090 The priest is here to pick a date for the wedding. 1075 01:02:31,090 --> 01:02:32,800 Wedding? Whose? 1076 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,210 Ours. Who else? 1077 01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:36,230 - Okay. - Tell us, sir. 1078 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,400 The first eight days of next month are auspicious. 1079 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:40,910 - Great. - But I am not free. 1080 01:02:40,910 --> 01:02:43,040 - Are you busy? - I am conducting several weddings. 1081 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,290 - Brother. - Guggi. 1082 01:02:44,290 --> 01:02:46,990 - Sire... - Cancel all his weddings. 1083 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:48,130 Sire. 1084 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:50,570 There you go, sir. Your schedule is clear. 1085 01:02:50,970 --> 01:02:53,360 Second marriage before divorcing your first wife? 1086 01:02:55,270 --> 01:02:59,110 I'm the judge, and I'll sentence him. 1087 01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:00,970 Death sentence! 1088 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,200 This wedding is not possible. 1089 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,980 This wedding is not possible at all. 1090 01:03:05,150 --> 01:03:08,190 Why? Are you busy as well, just like the priest? 1091 01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:11,600 - Let me explain. - Explain. 1092 01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:15,960 Randhawa ji, you must've attended your father's wedding. 1093 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,060 - You fool. - Brother. 1094 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:20,580 How can anyone attend their father's wedding? 1095 01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:23,030 Exactly, sir. That's what I am saying. 1096 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:27,030 Fate is giving my child the chance to attend my wedding, sir. 1097 01:03:27,030 --> 01:03:30,030 Just visualise, sir. Happy family in one frame, sir. 1098 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,310 Nephew Randhawa in uncle Randhawa's lap. 1099 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,280 And our child, happy in a nappy, will sing and dance. 1100 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,050 Uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 1101 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:42,470 Spinning... Spinning... 1102 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:43,430 Enough! 1103 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:52,730 Excellent! 1104 01:03:53,410 --> 01:03:56,440 Even the filmmaker Sooraj Barjatya never had a vision like this. 1105 01:03:57,010 --> 01:03:58,300 It's an original idea. 1106 01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,800 What do you say, Preet? 1107 01:04:00,850 --> 01:04:02,010 Yes, I like it. 1108 01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,710 - You're happy, I'm happy. - I like it. I'm happy. 1109 01:04:03,710 --> 01:04:05,710 It is decided. 1110 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:09,430 First, the baby comes in a carriage, then we'll dance at the marriage. 1111 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,620 Right... uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 1112 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:14,890 - Spinning. - Spinning... Spinning... 1113 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,680 - Bye. - Bye, baby. 1114 01:04:31,090 --> 01:04:33,130 - Just call Jass. - Baani. 1115 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,390 Baani. 1116 01:04:34,810 --> 01:04:36,060 - What happened? - She's in terrible pain. 1117 01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:38,980 - Hurry, take her to the hospital. - Thank you, Martha, thank you. 1118 01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:41,300 - Take her to the hospital quickly. - Careful. 1119 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:42,160 Come, come. 1120 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,080 - Are you okay, Baani? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1121 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,040 The hospital is nearby. 1122 01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:59,150 Baani, I want to tell you something. 1123 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,150 Yeah. 1124 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,270 I mean, I can tell you this later, 1125 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,110 but I can't keep this inside me anymore. 1126 01:05:06,050 --> 01:05:10,070 When we separated... you told me to move on. 1127 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,430 Months later, I met a girl. 1128 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,350 Preet. 1129 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,460 We fell in love, Baani. 1130 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,280 Baani... 1131 01:05:25,090 --> 01:05:26,280 Baani, are you listening... 1132 01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:39,750 What the hell! 1133 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,130 But that's-- 1134 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:44,740 Sire, it's Jass... your brother-in-law. 1135 01:05:45,060 --> 01:05:45,560 Brother-in-law? 1136 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,600 - What? - Jass? 1137 01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:49,170 Where is Jass going? 1138 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:51,640 Who's honking here? 1139 01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:57,250 Randhawa? Where did he appear from? 1140 01:05:57,780 --> 01:06:00,770 Always bloody after me. 1141 01:06:04,970 --> 01:06:07,400 Sire, why is he driving so fast? 1142 01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:09,340 - Call him. Call him. - Yes. 1143 01:06:10,730 --> 01:06:16,530 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 1144 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,450 He didn't answer, sire. 1145 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,210 Call him again. 1146 01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,530 - 'The number you've called is switched off' - It's okay. 1147 01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:24,210 Sire, it's switched off! 1148 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:27,570 Sir, I'm a vegetarian, but still I smell something fishy. 1149 01:06:27,570 --> 01:06:28,950 Just shut up, Guggi. 1150 01:06:29,190 --> 01:06:32,290 Brother. Speed up. I'm feeling very, very uneasy. 1151 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,190 Just take a deep breath, okay. 1152 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,810 Who gives such people a driving license? 1153 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,960 Why did you stop, sire? Let's go. 1154 01:06:57,190 --> 01:06:59,550 This is London, not Ludhiana. 1155 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:01,880 Damn! 1156 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,350 We made it. We made it. 1157 01:07:03,350 --> 01:07:05,530 We overtook everyone and made it to the hospital first. 1158 01:07:05,530 --> 01:07:07,740 Baani, wake up. Come on, come on, fast. 1159 01:07:08,910 --> 01:07:09,690 Let's go, Baani. 1160 01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:10,780 Jass, I can't walk. 1161 01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:12,170 Don't worry. We've reached the hospital. 1162 01:07:12,170 --> 01:07:13,290 - Let's go inside. - Hold on. 1163 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,160 Don't get stressed. Selfie Kumar is here. 1164 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,730 Sit. Sit down. 1165 01:07:18,730 --> 01:07:20,240 - Sir, where is the doctor? - Wait a minute. 1166 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,410 Are you the husband? 1167 01:07:21,630 --> 01:07:22,760 - Yes. - Is she the wife? 1168 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,810 - She's pregnant. - That's life. 1169 01:07:24,810 --> 01:07:27,040 - Wait a minute. - What are you doing? 1170 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,740 Virtual registration. 1171 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,830 Everything's digital now. 1172 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,240 Now it's safely stored on my phone 1173 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:34,840 that you're the husband and she's your wife. 1174 01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,310 - Sir, we want to see the doctor... - Hold on. 1175 01:07:36,310 --> 01:07:39,140 Sophie. Take the patient to Dr. Gulati. 1176 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,400 - Please. - Come. 1177 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,510 Excuse me. Mr. Ahuja. 1178 01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:44,380 That's me, sir. 1179 01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:46,380 - Myself Dr. Gulati. - Hi. 1180 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:47,580 How is Baani? 1181 01:07:47,590 --> 01:07:50,300 Not Baani. A story, honey... 1182 01:07:50,530 --> 01:07:52,190 The story of a mother. 1183 01:07:52,350 --> 01:07:54,590 A mother carries her child for nine months in her womb, 1184 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:58,330 three years in her arms, and a lifetime in her heart. 1185 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,600 That's right, sir. But please tell me how is Baani. 1186 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,260 She's not Baani. She's love, honey... 1187 01:08:03,460 --> 01:08:05,140 A mother's love. 1188 01:08:06,010 --> 01:08:08,340 When a child kicks in the womb, 1189 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:12,240 a mother's heart jumps with joy. 1190 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,820 Sir, please tell me, how is Baani? 1191 01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:17,770 Why are you talking about all this nonsense? 1192 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:19,150 How is Baani? 1193 01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:20,530 Mr. Ahuja, relax. 1194 01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:23,940 Religiously speaking, you should read these three books. 1195 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,830 'Maa ki Mamta' written by Mamta's mother. ('A Mother's Love' written by a Mother) 1196 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:28,380 My favourite... 1197 01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:30,320 'Nau Mahina With My Hasina' (Nine Months With My Beloved) 1198 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:35,030 And... 'Lalla Lalla Lori, Do Patang Ek Dori' (The Lullaby Of Two Kites And Their String) 1199 01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:36,470 I've written this myself. 1200 01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:40,960 Listen, doctor. I'm not here for an exam. 1201 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,100 I've lost my patience. 1202 01:08:42,390 --> 01:08:43,870 - Did I ask you before becoming a father? - No. 1203 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,070 I am going to meet Baani. 1204 01:08:45,070 --> 01:08:47,080 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you this. 1205 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,100 Excuse me... 1206 01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:50,240 - Mr. Ahuja... - What now? 1207 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,340 Idiot. 1208 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:56,630 He's definitely not ready to become a father. 1209 01:09:03,190 --> 01:09:04,910 Your baby is fine. 1210 01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:11,420 Earlier, I didn't want a child, Jass. 1211 01:09:12,970 --> 01:09:16,090 But now, when this child is coming into this world, 1212 01:09:17,530 --> 01:09:19,440 this child is my entire world. 1213 01:09:37,190 --> 01:09:39,020 Go to the cafeteria, Baani. I'll join you in a bit. 1214 01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:39,930 Jass? 1215 01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:57,610 Brother. 1216 01:09:58,430 --> 01:10:00,010 I need to use the restroom. 1217 01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:01,390 Okay, go. 1218 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,240 Alice, just come with me. 1219 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,230 Let's go. 1220 01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:08,960 Oh... Oh, my God. Sorry. 1221 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,550 What are you doing here? 1222 01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:16,910 Shitting. 1223 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,380 Can you close the door? 1224 01:10:23,330 --> 01:10:26,790 Brother-in-law, we've been waiting for a long time. 1225 01:10:27,930 --> 01:10:29,550 Come on, tell us. 1226 01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:30,850 Tell you what? 1227 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,380 You were racing down the road, 1228 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,540 you didn't hear us honking, 1229 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:37,190 didn't answer the phone, 1230 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,890 and even switched it off. 1231 01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,070 What's going on, brother-in-law? 1232 01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:47,630 Brother... truth is... I love someone else more than Preet. 1233 01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:49,410 - What? - Yes. 1234 01:10:49,570 --> 01:10:50,630 It's true. 1235 01:10:51,410 --> 01:10:54,030 Preet's happiness. Her happiness. 1236 01:10:54,470 --> 01:10:57,640 She should get the right doctor, right hospital, top-class treatment. 1237 01:10:57,790 --> 01:10:59,890 That's why I got here before you did. 1238 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:01,360 - Jass. - Yeah. 1239 01:11:02,810 --> 01:11:04,650 Do you see everything I'm doing for you? 1240 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,060 - See, brother. He loves me so much. - Yes. 1241 01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,630 - Mrs. Preet Randhawa? - Yes. 1242 01:11:10,630 --> 01:11:12,770 Dr. Gulati is ready for you. 1243 01:11:12,770 --> 01:11:14,620 - He's calling you in. - Let's go. 1244 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:16,090 You guys sit here. 1245 01:11:16,090 --> 01:11:17,670 - You stay here. - Okay. 1246 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:19,460 Move him aside and come. 1247 01:11:19,630 --> 01:11:21,260 One second. Jass. 1248 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,600 - Please come. - Be careful. 1249 01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:25,150 This way, please. 1250 01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:26,410 I'll be back. 1251 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,430 Everything is normal. 1252 01:11:29,430 --> 01:11:30,940 - Thank God. - These minor pains 1253 01:11:30,950 --> 01:11:32,430 are normal during pregnancy. 1254 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:34,310 By the way, where's the baby's father? 1255 01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:36,090 - He-- - Doctor. I am here. 1256 01:11:36,410 --> 01:11:38,140 You can see me. I am the father. 1257 01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,980 Many congratulations. 1258 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,720 - Thank you. - But why have you covered your face? 1259 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,530 Any worries? 1260 01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:48,210 No worries. It's a father's story. 1261 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:53,020 Like a mother, a father also watches his child grow for nine months. 1262 01:11:53,660 --> 01:11:55,740 He rocks him in his arms for three years. 1263 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,630 And loves him from the bottom of his heart for a lifetime. 1264 01:11:57,630 --> 01:11:58,630 Birdie. 1265 01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,830 - How sweet. - Wow. 1266 01:12:01,220 --> 01:12:04,550 These words sound familiar. 1267 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:08,770 No, no... it's about a father's glory. 1268 01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:11,810 Sacrificing all his desires, 1269 01:12:11,810 --> 01:12:15,250 a father showers all his love on his child. 1270 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,840 What? 1271 01:12:17,310 --> 01:12:19,930 A father's love just like a mother's affection. 1272 01:12:19,930 --> 01:12:21,730 I'm shocked to hear this. 1273 01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:23,030 - No, no... - Then? 1274 01:12:23,030 --> 01:12:24,470 It's a father's glory. 1275 01:12:25,190 --> 01:12:27,570 When the child kicks in the mother's womb, 1276 01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:30,920 a father's heart also jumps with joy. 1277 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:33,200 By the way, according to ChatGpt, 1278 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,470 every father should read these three books. 1279 01:12:35,630 --> 01:12:37,380 'Daddy Daddy Ho Jao Ready' (Daddy, Daddy Gear Up Already) 1280 01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:40,020 'Volume Bandh Kar, Pappa Jag Jayega' (Turn Down The Volume Or Daddy Will Wake Up) 1281 01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:42,020 And 'Who's Your Daddy Now?' 1282 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:44,410 Wow, emotionally speaking, 1283 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:50,190 I've never seen a more responsible father than you in my life. 1284 01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:52,140 I've never seen one either. 1285 01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:53,600 And you never will. 1286 01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:58,290 I just met a new father. He was so badly behaved and rude. 1287 01:12:58,300 --> 01:12:59,950 - Oh no. - And look at him. 1288 01:13:00,370 --> 01:13:03,510 It seems like you're the one expecting, not your wife. 1289 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,660 Except, I'm from Chandigarh, sir. 1290 01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:08,100 - How is my child? - Godamba. 1291 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,110 Godamba. Go... Go... 1292 01:13:10,110 --> 01:13:11,580 - Hello, Godamba. - Come. 1293 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:13,200 I am sorry, Godamba. 1294 01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:15,360 Are you alright? You rest. 1295 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,690 You rest now. 1296 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,160 You are talking so much. 1297 01:13:19,860 --> 01:13:20,710 My phone. 1298 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,610 Got you. 1299 01:13:22,890 --> 01:13:24,150 Jass dude. 1300 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,100 There are three types of mills in the world. 1301 01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:29,410 Textile mill. 1302 01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:31,550 - Treadmill, and... - Hey... Please... 1303 01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:33,040 'Bahar aake Mill' (Meet Me Outside) 1304 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:40,450 You lock eyes, then play shy... a spell cast by you. 1305 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:44,400 Two wives, two babies... All belong to you! 1306 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:48,330 - Jogi Randhawa-- - Softly. 1307 01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:52,680 Jogi Randhawa kills anyone who betrays him. 1308 01:13:53,660 --> 01:13:55,100 What do you want? 1309 01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:59,250 Blessings. Because I know what's going on. 1310 01:13:59,570 --> 01:14:01,280 God bless you. Bye. 1311 01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:04,570 My entire family will bless you. 1312 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:05,500 For your family. 1313 01:14:05,870 --> 01:14:07,550 I have a big family. Very big family. 1314 01:14:07,550 --> 01:14:09,760 I am a poor guy too. With two wives. 1315 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:10,870 Proud of you, Jass. 1316 01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,860 What crappy luck. Both of them go to the same hospital. 1317 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:15,590 Same doctor, 1318 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,100 and now, the nurse is blackmailing you. 1319 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:20,500 And that violent Randhawa... 1320 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:24,130 if he finds out, he'll throw you in that hospital's morgue. 1321 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:25,360 Unbelievable. 1322 01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:27,790 What are you doing? Where are you going now? 1323 01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:28,950 Where? 1324 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,550 Back to my country. My motherland. 1325 01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:33,960 I'll be safe and secure in my country. 1326 01:14:34,490 --> 01:14:37,720 Message or no message, I'll go back home. 1327 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,300 All the best to you. 1328 01:14:39,570 --> 01:14:40,750 Well done, man. 1329 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:41,840 - You want to leave, right? - Yes. 1330 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,180 Fine. Leave. 1331 01:14:43,180 --> 01:14:44,720 But tell me one thing. 1332 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:49,100 Who stood beside you every time you got in trouble? 1333 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:51,030 - My mother. - Other than that? 1334 01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:52,770 It was Jass Ahuja. 1335 01:14:52,980 --> 01:14:53,950 Remember your girlfriend? 1336 01:14:53,950 --> 01:14:55,420 - Chinky? - Yeah, Chinky. 1337 01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:58,090 When her father would chase you with a stick, 1338 01:14:58,090 --> 01:15:00,170 who took your share of the beating? 1339 01:15:00,170 --> 01:15:01,570 Jass Ahuja. 1340 01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:04,070 - Jass, sorry. - It's okay. 1341 01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:06,400 But one thing is bothering me. 1342 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,190 What? 1343 01:15:07,190 --> 01:15:10,700 I hope Baani and Preet don't come face to face. 1344 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,060 No chance. 1345 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,050 Never. 1346 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,430 This is London. Not Dadar station, 1347 01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:20,960 where Baani and Preet will bump into each other. 1348 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,260 I know you mommies must be super excited 1349 01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:31,280 to bring that special one in your lives. 1350 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,330 But do you know, according to research 1351 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:40,150 one in ten men cheats on their wives during pregnancy. 1352 01:15:40,150 --> 01:15:41,690 For two major reasons. 1353 01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:44,500 First, denial of sex. 1354 01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:49,070 And the second, the case of an unexpected child. 1355 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:52,470 The sudden news of a child's arrival 1356 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,400 feels like a burden to the father. 1357 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,350 And cheating lightens that burden. 1358 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,750 I think, at Riverstone Hospital... 1359 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:06,750 - Oh yeah, I remember seeing you there. - Yeah. 1360 01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:08,910 What she was saying about husbands... 1361 01:16:09,410 --> 01:16:11,730 Thank God my husband isn't like that. 1362 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,090 Mine neither. 1363 01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,930 - I'm Baani. - Hi Preet. 1364 01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:16,380 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 1365 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:18,000 - See you later. - Bye. 1366 01:16:18,870 --> 01:16:21,170 Husbands can cheat with anyone. 1367 01:16:21,450 --> 01:16:25,020 A pretty neighbour, hot office secretary, 1368 01:16:25,290 --> 01:16:27,390 or even the house help. 1369 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,890 Yeah. Men are crazy. 1370 01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,920 House help? 1371 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,540 - Alice. - No. 1372 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,710 We won't get a better chance. 1373 01:16:34,710 --> 01:16:36,670 Your madam's outside, and we're inside. 1374 01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:37,960 - Sir... - Sir... 1375 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,640 - This sir wants to rest... on your chest. - No, sir. 1376 01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:42,930 What no? 1377 01:16:42,930 --> 01:16:46,040 I haven't touched Preet or anyone else in four months. 1378 01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:48,350 Sir, please stay back. 1379 01:16:48,350 --> 01:16:51,630 I think the Bhediya (wolf) inside you has woken up. 1380 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,710 Bhediya? 1381 01:16:52,710 --> 01:16:55,060 Why does everyone want to turn me into a bhediya? 1382 01:16:55,230 --> 01:16:57,100 Don't think I can't control myself. 1383 01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,260 I can, Alice. 1384 01:16:58,770 --> 01:17:00,770 But what do I do about my hormones? 1385 01:17:00,770 --> 01:17:03,030 My hormones refuse to calm down. 1386 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:04,520 Come here. 1387 01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:07,260 - What comes after 12? - 13? 1388 01:17:07,510 --> 01:17:16,030 I've been falling for you since we met. 1389 01:17:16,030 --> 01:17:19,320 I'm losing myself. 1390 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:20,370 Jass! 1391 01:17:22,450 --> 01:17:23,540 What happened? 1392 01:17:25,410 --> 01:17:27,100 - Get up. - I'm confused. 1393 01:17:32,150 --> 01:17:33,730 Who is it so early in the morning? 1394 01:17:33,730 --> 01:17:35,480 There aren't even milkmen here. 1395 01:17:38,190 --> 01:17:39,070 Hi. 1396 01:17:40,190 --> 01:17:42,610 - Jass? - I'm opening. 1397 01:17:43,900 --> 01:17:45,530 - Jass? - Yes, I'm opening. 1398 01:17:46,820 --> 01:17:49,030 Preet, what a surprise. 1399 01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:50,610 - Jass, what the-- - What brings you here? 1400 01:17:51,190 --> 01:17:52,690 - Let's sit down. - Move. 1401 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,610 What happened, baby? 1402 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:59,150 Jass, I've decided. 1403 01:17:59,150 --> 01:18:00,900 - What? - I'm moving in with you. 1404 01:18:01,070 --> 01:18:02,950 - Have you lost your mind? - Excuse me? 1405 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:06,110 What made you suddenly decide this, crazy girl? 1406 01:18:06,110 --> 01:18:08,230 And even if you did, why now, all of a sudden? 1407 01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:10,650 - Why do you keep looking that side? - Where? 1408 01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,070 Is someone in the bedroom? 1409 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,440 - Not there... - So someone's in the bedroom. 1410 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,030 I don't even sleep in the bedroom myself. I sleep here. 1411 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:36,610 Preet. Preet. Preet, please. 1412 01:18:47,770 --> 01:18:49,310 Suspicious, suspicious, what the-- 1413 01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,190 Do you believe me now? 1414 01:18:51,190 --> 01:18:52,990 Don't you have another bedroom? 1415 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:54,130 - Yes, so? - Move. 1416 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,610 Am I broke! Should I sleep on the street? 1417 01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:03,530 Jass. I knew it. 1418 01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:04,980 Who is this girl? 1419 01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:08,030 Him. This is my karma for my past sins. 1420 01:19:08,190 --> 01:19:10,030 - Get up. - What are you doing? 1421 01:19:11,530 --> 01:19:12,480 Kunnu? 1422 01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:15,280 - Preet. - Kunnu... 1423 01:19:15,610 --> 01:19:16,700 What is she doing here? 1424 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:19,440 Kunnu, Preet thinks you're my cuddle bunny. 1425 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:20,980 Nonsense. 1426 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:25,480 I'm sorry, but... he has very girly legs. No offence. 1427 01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:28,780 Okay, I need to freshen up. 1428 01:19:28,780 --> 01:19:29,890 - Come, let's go to your bathroom. - Yeah, come. 1429 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:30,650 Hey! 1430 01:19:31,570 --> 01:19:32,480 Crazy, 1431 01:19:34,030 --> 01:19:35,480 I mean, the ambience is crazy good. 1432 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:36,610 The weather is romantic... 1433 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:37,940 And you're wearing Dolce and Gabana. 1434 01:19:38,230 --> 01:19:39,980 Baani. Baani. 1435 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:41,690 - 'Paani'. - Right. 1436 01:19:41,690 --> 01:19:43,900 The 'paani' (water) is not flowing. The pipelines. 1437 01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:45,730 You should shower over here. The flow is awesome. 1438 01:19:45,730 --> 01:19:47,400 Fresh water from the Thames. 1439 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:51,230 Go. Live your best life. Shampoo. Enjoy. 1440 01:19:51,230 --> 01:19:53,320 Bathe the baby too, make it a baby shower! 1441 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:55,280 Baby shower. Come on Let's go. 1442 01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,860 - The water's really nice. - What the hell are you doing? 1443 01:19:57,860 --> 01:20:00,440 - What should I do? - Preet over here. Baani over there. 1444 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:01,860 What do we do now? 1445 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,650 Baani! 1446 01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:08,820 - Baani, is here... - This bag, purse? Whose are they? 1447 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:10,730 - Whose are they? - Whose? 1448 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,440 Whose are they? Whose are they? Whose are they? 1449 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:17,230 - Whose are they? - They're his. 1450 01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:23,570 Ouch. They're mine. 1451 01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,650 Suits me, right? 1452 01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:28,320 Since when do you use a purse, Kunnu? 1453 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,900 Actually, Baani... 1454 01:20:29,910 --> 01:20:32,860 lately, I can feel some changes in myself. 1455 01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:34,150 What do you mean? 1456 01:20:34,150 --> 01:20:36,140 I ignored it at first. 1457 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,150 But now I'm sure, there's a girl inside me. 1458 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:40,820 Yes, there's a girl inside him. 1459 01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:43,620 That's why the lady's purse, Barbie shorts, 1460 01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:46,530 waxing, manicure, pedicure... 1461 01:20:46,530 --> 01:20:50,780 And now I even want to get a tattoo on my lower back. 1462 01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:52,030 Any suggestion, guys? 1463 01:20:52,030 --> 01:20:53,730 - Any? - Butterfly? 1464 01:20:53,980 --> 01:20:54,980 But what if it flies away? 1465 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,280 - Naughty. You've become naughty. - Oh God. 1466 01:20:58,610 --> 01:21:01,360 You need a reality check. And I need a coffee. 1467 01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:02,540 Scoundrel. 1468 01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:04,600 Sweetheart, I'll get the coffee. 1469 01:21:04,980 --> 01:21:07,150 You go and rest. Baby needs rest. 1470 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:08,860 Walk carefully. Don't come back. 1471 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:11,320 Where do I go? 1472 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,400 I'm stuck in the middle! 1473 01:21:12,610 --> 01:21:13,820 - Preet! - Preet! 1474 01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:17,820 Kunnu, why are you holding my bag? 1475 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,030 - He is keeping your bag in the room. - Yes. 1476 01:21:20,030 --> 01:21:21,230 Bag, take Kunnu inside. 1477 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,280 - I mean, Kunnu, take the bags inside. - Yes. 1478 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:24,360 Is that for me? 1479 01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,690 - Yes. - How sweet. 1480 01:21:25,690 --> 01:21:27,650 I am also yours. I'm coming inside. 1481 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:30,230 - Come. - Love you. We need some alone time. 1482 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,030 Miss you already. 1483 01:21:32,610 --> 01:21:34,360 I'm in this mess because of you. The things you make me do... 1484 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,940 - Jass... - Baani! 1485 01:21:36,110 --> 01:21:39,360 - Where's my coffee? - Coffee? Kunnu finished it. 1486 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,190 What? 1487 01:21:40,190 --> 01:21:44,230 Yeah, Baani, actually your coffee was... so strong. 1488 01:21:44,570 --> 01:21:45,820 Black and hot. 1489 01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:50,690 It reminded me of Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve. 1490 01:21:50,690 --> 01:21:52,070 Oh Steve. 1491 01:21:53,190 --> 01:21:55,200 Make her get up or we are dead. 1492 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:57,030 How long will this continue, Baani? 1493 01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,150 I mean, how long will this continue? 1494 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,030 Let's go to a cafe, grab a coffee. 1495 01:22:01,030 --> 01:22:02,110 Enjoy. 1496 01:22:02,110 --> 01:22:03,610 Jass, I'm not in the mood. 1497 01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:05,440 So let's get in the mood. 1498 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,200 Siri, set the mood. 1499 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,220 "Do the crazy dance!" 1500 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:15,830 "Crazy, crazy, crazy dance." 1501 01:22:16,190 --> 01:22:18,730 - Come. Come. - Go guys, have fun. Don't be too naughty. 1502 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:20,690 Hey, Jass... 1503 01:22:20,690 --> 01:22:22,190 We'll go out. We'll go out. 1504 01:22:22,190 --> 01:22:24,900 - What are you doing? - We'll go out. Wear this. 1505 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,940 - Wear it. Wear it. Wear it. - Jass. 1506 01:22:27,070 --> 01:22:28,690 This one. Wear this. 1507 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:29,690 - I like it. - Alright. 1508 01:22:29,690 --> 01:22:32,360 - Get ready quickly. I'll be right back. - Okay, bye. 1509 01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:36,280 Where do I go? 1510 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,570 Locked. 1511 01:22:58,210 --> 01:23:01,590 "When you're young..." 1512 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,570 Kunnu, what the hell! Where is he? 1513 01:23:54,570 --> 01:23:56,480 - I'm asking. What are you-- - He's here. 1514 01:23:57,730 --> 01:24:00,030 You? Where are you coming from? 1515 01:24:00,190 --> 01:24:03,780 Toilet. Lavatory. Bathroom. Washroom. Where else? 1516 01:24:04,610 --> 01:24:06,980 You are always so suspicious. These girls I tell you... 1517 01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:08,360 Never mind, baby. 1518 01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:09,830 I think you're looking very good 1519 01:24:09,830 --> 01:24:11,190 - in my jacket. - Really? 1520 01:24:12,570 --> 01:24:14,320 Come on, let's all three of us go out. 1521 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:17,030 - Three? No, no. Please, not him. - No, no. 1522 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:20,030 You, me and Baani... I mean baby. 1523 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,360 Yeah, baby's day out. Baby's day out. 1524 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,320 - Go out. Have food. - Look at me. Don't look back. 1525 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,190 - Look at me. - Have fun. Bye. 1526 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:28,220 Bye. 1527 01:24:47,030 --> 01:24:48,320 "My swaying veil..." 1528 01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:50,280 "My swaying veil..." 1529 01:24:51,030 --> 01:24:52,190 "My swaying veil..." 1530 01:24:53,070 --> 01:24:54,360 "My swaying veil..." 1531 01:24:55,320 --> 01:25:03,260 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1532 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:07,610 "I'm high on this youth of mine," 1533 01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:10,780 "How do I take it down for you?" 1534 01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:11,440 "Let's go." 1535 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,980 "My swaying veil..." 1536 01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:16,980 "My swaying veil..." 1537 01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:23,480 "She stole my peace, my sleep, my sanity, took my senses and my strength as well." 1538 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:27,530 "Floating like a kite, driving me insane. What did she say?" 1539 01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:28,980 "My swaying veil..." 1540 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,030 "My swaying veil..." 1541 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:37,220 "Stole your peace, your sleep," 1542 01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:39,490 "your sanity, stole your senses and your strength as well." 1543 01:25:39,490 --> 01:25:43,530 "Floating like a kite, driving you insane. What she said?" 1544 01:25:43,780 --> 01:25:47,650 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 1545 01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:51,480 "Touch her and she says..." 1546 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:59,530 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1547 01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:07,440 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1548 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:15,400 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door. What do I do without you anymore?" 1549 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,230 "My swaying veil..." 1550 01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:20,980 "My swaying veil..." 1551 01:26:22,980 --> 01:26:30,980 "Colours burst inside my heart, I'm drenched in your love, my love," 1552 01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:39,230 "The way it sways keeps telling me, You're mine, only mine, my love," 1553 01:26:39,230 --> 01:26:43,400 "The red veil you got me from Lalbaug of Lalganj." 1554 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,230 "My swaying veil..." 1555 01:26:44,230 --> 01:26:47,360 "Only for you, my love." 1556 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:51,440 "You coloured it red with your love." 1557 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:52,230 "My swaying veil..." 1558 01:26:52,230 --> 01:26:55,230 "Only for you, my love." 1559 01:26:55,730 --> 01:26:59,730 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 1560 01:26:59,730 --> 01:27:03,690 "Touch her and she says..." 1561 01:27:03,690 --> 01:27:11,480 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1562 01:27:11,780 --> 01:27:19,030 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1563 01:27:19,780 --> 01:27:23,730 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door." 1564 01:27:23,730 --> 01:27:27,400 "What do I do without you anymore?" 1565 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,210 "My swaying veil..." 1566 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:32,980 "My swaying veil..." 1567 01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:48,070 You know, Preet, this is my favourite cafe. 1568 01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,360 The weather is good. 1569 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:50,240 It's outdoors. 1570 01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:51,540 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1571 01:27:51,540 --> 01:27:52,470 No worries. 1572 01:27:52,470 --> 01:27:54,050 By the way, when is your due date? 1573 01:27:54,550 --> 01:27:57,800 I'm actually in my third month. So... six months. 1574 01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:00,430 - You? - Halfway there. 1575 01:28:00,590 --> 01:28:01,630 Excuse me. 1576 01:28:02,300 --> 01:28:03,430 Father of my baby. 1577 01:28:05,090 --> 01:28:06,010 Hi, baby. 1578 01:28:06,010 --> 01:28:07,210 Are you here? 1579 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,430 Yeah, I'm at the cafe. Come. 1580 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,880 He's coming. How far is yours? 1581 01:28:15,130 --> 01:28:18,430 - My husband. - Wow. What a coincidence. 1582 01:28:19,970 --> 01:28:21,130 Hello. 1583 01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:22,200 Where are you? 1584 01:28:23,550 --> 01:28:27,260 Oh... no problem. See you in the evening. 1585 01:28:27,930 --> 01:28:28,960 Bye. 1586 01:28:29,430 --> 01:28:30,430 He's not coming? 1587 01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:33,620 Maybe next time. 1588 01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:37,700 - Hey... - Hey... 1589 01:28:39,070 --> 01:28:39,960 Come. 1590 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,300 Hi... Hello. 1591 01:28:58,300 --> 01:28:59,800 What's this? 1592 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:02,800 Safety, girls... safety. 1593 01:29:02,970 --> 01:29:04,390 You must have seen on the road often... 1594 01:29:04,390 --> 01:29:06,010 No helmet, no safety. 1595 01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:09,630 For me? Yeah, my throat. 1596 01:29:09,630 --> 01:29:10,970 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 1597 01:29:14,050 --> 01:29:15,880 Baby, what are you doing? 1598 01:29:16,470 --> 01:29:17,510 Yeah. 1599 01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:20,430 - Preet, I'll leave. - You see my helmet? 1600 01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:23,150 Oh, it was that guy who took it over there. 1601 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,420 He's not normally like this actually. 1602 01:29:25,430 --> 01:29:27,130 Thank you so much for coming, Preet. 1603 01:29:27,130 --> 01:29:28,300 - You guys continue... - You pay the bill. 1604 01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:29,720 - What's the hurry? - Let me get the bill. 1605 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:31,530 - We'll take care of that. - No, no... No chance. 1606 01:29:31,530 --> 01:29:32,710 - I'm taking care of this. - Bye. 1607 01:29:33,370 --> 01:29:35,930 Let me pay please, Preet. 1608 01:29:36,130 --> 01:29:37,760 That's my helmet, wanker. 1609 01:29:38,590 --> 01:29:40,450 - No... not yet. I'll pay. - No, I am paying. 1610 01:29:40,450 --> 01:29:43,110 - No, no, I need it. - I'm gonna pay this time. 1611 01:29:47,850 --> 01:29:49,220 Let me keep it for some time. 1612 01:29:50,630 --> 01:29:52,220 I need it, you oaf. 1613 01:29:55,430 --> 01:29:56,930 - Come here. - Back again? 1614 01:29:59,590 --> 01:30:00,800 That hurt? Didn't it? 1615 01:30:01,550 --> 01:30:02,880 Shit. 1616 01:30:04,630 --> 01:30:07,880 My leg. My bloody legs. 1617 01:30:10,220 --> 01:30:11,880 You saved my life, bro. 1618 01:30:12,010 --> 01:30:14,010 Here you go. Thank you. 1619 01:30:16,130 --> 01:30:17,180 Don't do it. 1620 01:30:18,630 --> 01:30:21,130 Your blunder has put my gender in danger. 1621 01:30:21,660 --> 01:30:24,180 - Barbie shorts. Suits you. - Shut up! 1622 01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:25,880 This Baani never locks the door. 1623 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:30,120 She's back. 1624 01:30:31,380 --> 01:30:32,880 Big bag, bigger purse. 1625 01:30:33,180 --> 01:30:35,760 Jass, I think she's back to live with you. 1626 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,010 Kunnu, we should do two things. 1627 01:30:38,010 --> 01:30:40,010 - What? - First, we should turn around. 1628 01:30:40,220 --> 01:30:42,720 - And then run. - Yes. Come on. 1629 01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,050 Jass, my son. 1630 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,630 - Mom! - Mom! 1631 01:30:54,220 --> 01:30:55,380 Jass... 1632 01:30:56,630 --> 01:30:57,510 Mom? 1633 01:30:57,510 --> 01:31:00,590 - Mom's here. Mom's here. - Mom's here. Mom's here. 1634 01:31:00,590 --> 01:31:01,510 Greetings, aunty. 1635 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,340 Mom, I need you. 1636 01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:07,260 - So excited to see me? - Yes. 1637 01:31:07,430 --> 01:31:09,470 Even I wasn't so excited when you were born. 1638 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:13,510 But mom, you didn't inform us you'll be here. 1639 01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:14,800 You were never going to call me here. 1640 01:31:15,130 --> 01:31:19,380 Daughter-in-law, I got tired of asking him when will I become a grandma. 1641 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:21,180 Did you tell your mom about it? 1642 01:31:22,170 --> 01:31:23,930 Even I just found out. 1643 01:31:24,380 --> 01:31:27,180 Baani called me up and gave me the good news. 1644 01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:30,220 She bought my ticket. Arranged my visa. 1645 01:31:30,340 --> 01:31:32,010 Hired a caretaker for the house. 1646 01:31:32,910 --> 01:31:35,300 She's my daughter, not my daughter-in-law. 1647 01:31:37,950 --> 01:31:39,050 Bonding. 1648 01:31:40,340 --> 01:31:43,430 See, what I got for my daughter from Punjab. 1649 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:45,760 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 1650 01:31:45,970 --> 01:31:48,470 You could've sent it by courier. You didn't have to come here, Mom. 1651 01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:49,510 Shut up. 1652 01:31:49,970 --> 01:31:52,380 These sweets are good for you during pregnancy. 1653 01:31:52,510 --> 01:31:54,550 It's good for the mother and child. 1654 01:31:54,550 --> 01:31:55,510 Have it. 1655 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:09,610 One, two, three, four, five... 1656 01:32:11,260 --> 01:32:12,070 Jass? 1657 01:32:13,430 --> 01:32:14,470 Seven... 1658 01:32:14,470 --> 01:32:15,970 Stealing in your own house? 1659 01:32:17,220 --> 01:32:18,010 Yes, I am. 1660 01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,800 Preet should also get these. 1661 01:32:21,130 --> 01:32:23,180 For her health and the growth of her child. 1662 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,550 I can't share my mother's love, 1663 01:32:27,070 --> 01:32:28,700 but I can share these sweets with her. 1664 01:32:30,550 --> 01:32:31,760 Let me help you. 1665 01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:34,880 Are you pregnant? 1666 01:32:35,590 --> 01:32:37,430 What about my growth? 1667 01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:39,630 They're for my children. 1668 01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:41,010 - Let me have one. - Go take steroids. 1669 01:32:41,010 --> 01:32:42,250 - At least leave the jar behind. - Get lost. 1670 01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:44,180 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 1671 01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:46,800 My mom sent these from Punjab for Preet. 1672 01:32:47,130 --> 01:32:49,840 For the health of the mother and growth of our baby. 1673 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,920 How nice of them, right, Preet ma'am? 1674 01:32:51,930 --> 01:32:56,470 Brother... if Mom was alive, she would've done this for me. 1675 01:32:57,220 --> 01:33:00,010 Preet. My mother is like your mother. 1676 01:33:00,470 --> 01:33:04,700 Excellent, Jass. You said such a lovely thing. 1677 01:33:05,910 --> 01:33:07,800 In that case, call her here. 1678 01:33:08,260 --> 01:33:10,120 - Whom? - Your mother. 1679 01:33:11,180 --> 01:33:13,590 - What an idea? Right? - Guggi. 1680 01:33:13,590 --> 01:33:16,340 - Sire. - Get his mother... a ticket. 1681 01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:18,130 - Yes. - Thank you, brother. 1682 01:33:18,130 --> 01:33:21,340 Stop talking... about my mother. 1683 01:33:22,130 --> 01:33:23,300 Mom can't come here. 1684 01:33:23,550 --> 01:33:25,010 - Why? - Why? 1685 01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:29,220 We were born poor. So, Mom looks after the house. 1686 01:33:30,220 --> 01:33:31,630 - Guggi. - Yes, sire? 1687 01:33:32,220 --> 01:33:34,970 Send a few servants to his house. 1688 01:33:34,970 --> 01:33:36,720 There are many court cases against Mom. 1689 01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:37,590 - She's a default-- - Guggi. 1690 01:33:37,590 --> 01:33:39,840 - Sire? - Send a dozen lawyers as well. 1691 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,720 - Sire. - Anything else? 1692 01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,300 Our relatives... 1693 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:46,180 We're not on good terms with our relatives. 1694 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,590 If Mom comes here, they'll take over our land. 1695 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:51,420 Should we send a dozen shooters? 1696 01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:52,840 Shooters? 1697 01:33:54,010 --> 01:33:56,590 - Shooters? - No relatives, no fight. 1698 01:33:56,590 --> 01:33:58,090 - Brother. - Anything else? 1699 01:34:00,950 --> 01:34:03,550 Hey, what happened, baby? 1700 01:34:04,090 --> 01:34:07,550 Everyone's talking about my mom, but no one's asked about my dad. 1701 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,970 My mom won't leave my dad alone and come here. 1702 01:34:09,970 --> 01:34:12,510 - Dad... - I understand baby, don't cry. Sit down. 1703 01:34:12,510 --> 01:34:14,430 That house is full of Dad's memories. 1704 01:34:15,230 --> 01:34:16,380 Mom can't come here leaving them behind. 1705 01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:18,050 - Yeah, it's okay. - No chance. 1706 01:34:20,050 --> 01:34:21,260 - Guggi... - Sire? 1707 01:34:21,260 --> 01:34:23,630 - Book a chartered flight to India. - Yes, sire. 1708 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,540 Because we're going home, 1709 01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:29,660 to our motherland and Jass' mother. 1710 01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,470 Amazing idea, brother. You're the best. 1711 01:34:32,470 --> 01:34:34,340 Thank you so much. 1712 01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:38,840 You are so stubborn... So stubborn. 1713 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:42,430 You're really stubborn. You just don't give up. 1714 01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:45,300 Instead of all of us going there, Mom will come here. 1715 01:34:45,590 --> 01:34:46,880 My mom will come here. 1716 01:34:48,870 --> 01:34:50,640 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 1717 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,550 Kunnu. You called at the right time. 1718 01:34:52,550 --> 01:34:53,470 Why? What happened, Jass? 1719 01:34:53,470 --> 01:34:54,920 Randhawa wants to meet Mom. 1720 01:34:54,930 --> 01:34:57,380 Great. Serves you right for stuffing her with mom's sweets. 1721 01:34:58,010 --> 01:34:59,090 - Sir, sugar? - Leave. 1722 01:34:59,090 --> 01:35:01,590 - Okay, sir. - How do I introduce them to Mom? 1723 01:35:01,770 --> 01:35:03,010 And where am I supposed to find a fake mother? 1724 01:35:03,010 --> 01:35:05,090 Relax. Your Mom will be there. 1725 01:35:05,090 --> 01:35:06,590 We'll find you a mom as good as your real mom. 1726 01:35:06,590 --> 01:35:09,590 I don't want a glimpse, I want a full grown mother, 1727 01:35:09,590 --> 01:35:12,700 someone like old Nirupa Roy. 1728 01:35:14,010 --> 01:35:17,290 She'll come. She'll come. She'll come. 1729 01:35:27,220 --> 01:35:31,480 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1730 01:35:31,620 --> 01:35:35,230 "You're my darling child." 1731 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:41,650 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1732 01:35:41,650 --> 01:35:45,560 "You're my darling child." 1733 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,970 Sire, isn't she too young to be his mother? 1734 01:35:54,810 --> 01:35:57,760 You asked for a mother... and my mom's here. 1735 01:35:58,810 --> 01:36:02,100 Excellent. Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London-- 1736 01:36:02,310 --> 01:36:04,220 Let it be, Mom. Let it be. 1737 01:36:05,770 --> 01:36:10,220 Hello, Mr. Randhawa. I got something for you. 1738 01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:12,850 You feel cold at night, don't you? 1739 01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:14,760 - A sweater, for you. - How nice. 1740 01:36:14,770 --> 01:36:16,310 It will keep you warm. 1741 01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:19,310 - Thank you. - Why are you standing at the back? 1742 01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:21,060 - You're his servant, aren't you? - He is. 1743 01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:22,640 I can tell. 1744 01:36:23,060 --> 01:36:25,140 - Preet, my daughter-in-law. - Hello, Mom. 1745 01:36:26,890 --> 01:36:28,640 This is for you. 1746 01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:30,720 - A picture of little Jass. - Aww. 1747 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:32,100 So cute. 1748 01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:34,510 - Alice, this dress is for you. - Thank you. 1749 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:36,510 I heard you take good care of my daughter-in-law. 1750 01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:39,970 Strange. You know everything about everyone. 1751 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:43,850 She is my mother and mothers know everything. 1752 01:36:43,850 --> 01:36:44,890 Right, brother? 1753 01:36:45,470 --> 01:36:48,060 Come, Mom. We'll continue this conversation inside. 1754 01:36:48,770 --> 01:36:49,270 Let's go. 1755 01:36:49,270 --> 01:36:50,220 - Come. - Let's go. 1756 01:36:50,220 --> 01:36:51,180 Brother, come. 1757 01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:53,840 How is your mother so young? 1758 01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:55,860 Shut up, Alice's lover. 1759 01:36:55,860 --> 01:36:58,670 Don't ask too many questions. Even I have answers. 1760 01:36:58,670 --> 01:37:00,970 Sire. Sire. Sire. Get lost. 1761 01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:05,450 He knows about my affair. 1762 01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:08,770 Mr. Kunnu, it's good to have you back alone. 1763 01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:10,210 Did your psychotic friend leave UK-- 1764 01:37:10,220 --> 01:37:13,100 What did I say? What did I bloody say? 1765 01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:15,920 I asked for someone mature, like Nirupa Roy. 1766 01:37:16,050 --> 01:37:17,510 You sent me Mouni Roy. 1767 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:18,710 So young! 1768 01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:21,260 Even Shah Rukh Khan wasn't this young in 'Jawan'. 1769 01:37:21,510 --> 01:37:22,880 Sorry, Jass. 1770 01:37:22,890 --> 01:37:25,470 This was the best I could arrange at such short notice. 1771 01:37:26,550 --> 01:37:29,630 But I'm sure she handled everything perfectly, right? 1772 01:37:29,630 --> 01:37:31,320 Handled? Nonsense. 1773 01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:32,420 She walked in and said 1774 01:37:32,420 --> 01:37:34,010 "Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London is for--" 1775 01:37:34,010 --> 01:37:36,550 I get it. I get it. Sorry. 1776 01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:40,970 - What if I'd got caught? - Relax, Jass. 1777 01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:43,340 She's a professional. 1778 01:37:44,340 --> 01:37:48,710 Your fake mother will never be exposed. 1779 01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:50,610 - Really? - No one. 1780 01:37:50,610 --> 01:37:53,220 - You sure? - No one will catch on. 1781 01:38:01,460 --> 01:38:02,780 Hold on. 1782 01:38:03,970 --> 01:38:07,590 Sire, the "mother" Jass brought here... isn't a mother. 1783 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,580 She is an incredible person. 1784 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:28,620 "Bhaiyyaji is never late..." 1785 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:38,210 "Bhaiyyaji is never late, to feed his wife and tuck her in..." 1786 01:38:38,220 --> 01:38:53,060 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 1787 01:38:53,060 --> 01:39:00,320 "Tiptoes so she doesn't awake--" 1788 01:39:01,510 --> 01:39:03,970 She's popularly known as Rasmalai Rajjo. 1789 01:39:04,380 --> 01:39:07,760 She has an entire series of vulgar songs with weird names. 1790 01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:14,350 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 1791 01:39:14,970 --> 01:39:19,010 Dilphek Doodhwali, Makkhan Malishwali, Chikni Chupdi... 1792 01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:22,590 "...awake till morning." 1793 01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,840 My judgment was severely impaired. 1794 01:39:27,010 --> 01:39:30,090 Mistaking coal for a diamond... and mud for a lotus. 1795 01:39:32,260 --> 01:39:34,170 Speak up, Jass's respected mother. 1796 01:39:35,050 --> 01:39:37,510 How do you explain this vulgarity? 1797 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,830 All I want to say is... 1798 01:39:43,150 --> 01:39:44,130 I am not Jass's mother. 1799 01:39:44,540 --> 01:39:45,490 Sire! 1800 01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:49,330 Jass? What is Mom saying? 1801 01:39:50,090 --> 01:39:54,010 Jass will clarify whatever needs clarifying. 1802 01:39:55,090 --> 01:39:58,720 - Jass! - Yes, it's true. She's not my mother. 1803 01:39:59,010 --> 01:40:01,760 But before you pull out the gun, hear me out first. 1804 01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:03,220 What is the entire story? 1805 01:40:04,470 --> 01:40:06,590 - Let me speak. - Speak. 1806 01:40:07,130 --> 01:40:09,960 This goes back to when I was a child. 1807 01:40:09,970 --> 01:40:11,130 A small boy. 1808 01:40:11,470 --> 01:40:16,220 My real mother, Paramjeet, had a younger sister Sharamjeet... aka Shammo. 1809 01:40:16,470 --> 01:40:17,510 This lady. 1810 01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:20,670 She was having an affair with a guy called Shammi at that time. 1811 01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:24,760 When my mother found out her sister was getting married, 1812 01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:27,170 she was overjoyed... singing, dancing... 1813 01:40:33,970 --> 01:40:35,010 Do you know what was behind her? 1814 01:40:35,010 --> 01:40:36,960 Normally people talk about what happened ahead. 1815 01:40:36,970 --> 01:40:38,590 Yes, but in this story, what was behind her is more important. 1816 01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,630 While my mother was singing and dancing, 1817 01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:42,510 there was a long staircase behind her. 1818 01:40:42,510 --> 01:40:43,880 She slipped and fell-- 1819 01:40:43,890 --> 01:40:47,080 Thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... 1820 01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:48,160 Next. 1821 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,880 It was a long staircase. Hold on. 1822 01:40:50,250 --> 01:40:52,760 Thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... thud... 1823 01:40:53,090 --> 01:40:53,960 Is she down yet? 1824 01:40:53,970 --> 01:40:56,220 No, my mother went up, straight up to heaven. 1825 01:40:57,340 --> 01:40:59,220 I was very emotionally fragile. 1826 01:41:00,010 --> 01:41:04,340 I went to my aunt and said, "Aunty, will you marry my dad?" 1827 01:41:04,340 --> 01:41:06,220 "Will you love this child like his own mom?" 1828 01:41:07,010 --> 01:41:10,630 And without hesitation, this great woman said 'yes'. 1829 01:41:11,380 --> 01:41:12,590 Ask... Ask her. 1830 01:41:12,970 --> 01:41:14,630 Help me. Stop taking footage. 1831 01:41:14,630 --> 01:41:17,010 Yes, I said yes. 1832 01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:20,510 I said, yes I will raise this child. 1833 01:41:21,130 --> 01:41:23,140 She is not educated. She is completely illiterate. 1834 01:41:23,140 --> 01:41:24,670 She says wrong things at the wrong time. 1835 01:41:24,670 --> 01:41:28,760 But she has a gift... she can dance. 1836 01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:29,670 Yes. 1837 01:41:37,420 --> 01:41:39,600 With a heavy heart... 1838 01:41:40,990 --> 01:41:43,010 and flexible moves, 1839 01:41:44,670 --> 01:41:48,840 she became Rasmalai Rajjo. 1840 01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:55,800 Made videos for Tips, T-Series, Venus, in order to raise me. 1841 01:41:56,380 --> 01:41:59,420 You showed me four videos, I'll show you 40. 1842 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:01,550 'Bangkok Mein Bhauchaal' 1843 01:42:02,630 --> 01:42:03,970 'Chunari mein Lugai' 1844 01:42:04,970 --> 01:42:06,340 'Ghagre Mein WiFi' 1845 01:42:11,130 --> 01:42:12,550 'Lollipop Lugai...' 1846 01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,300 'Choli ke Peeche Toli' 1847 01:42:14,300 --> 01:42:15,840 'Aunty Ke Peeche Bunty' 1848 01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:17,060 Enough! 1849 01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:20,290 Mom... 1850 01:42:22,050 --> 01:42:23,360 It's okay. 1851 01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:24,880 Wow! 1852 01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:27,570 Very touching, sir. 1853 01:42:30,260 --> 01:42:32,190 Please forgive me, Ms. Sharamjeet. 1854 01:42:33,630 --> 01:42:35,550 I misjudged you. 1855 01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:38,590 You turned out to be a goddess. 1856 01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:41,840 Epitome of motherhood. 1857 01:42:42,170 --> 01:42:47,510 What I did... wasn't by choice. 1858 01:42:48,350 --> 01:42:51,380 It was a single mother's helplessness. 1859 01:42:51,970 --> 01:42:53,300 Forgive me. 1860 01:43:08,150 --> 01:43:11,780 "It happens in this age," 1861 01:43:11,780 --> 01:43:15,630 "You lose sleep and peace." 1862 01:43:15,630 --> 01:43:19,520 "It happens in this age," 1863 01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:21,470 "You lose sleep and peace." 1864 01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:24,470 Sharamjeet, try this orange dress. 1865 01:43:25,710 --> 01:43:28,010 It will suit you. 1866 01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:30,910 And this lime colour... 1867 01:43:32,500 --> 01:43:34,080 will look even better on you. 1868 01:43:34,340 --> 01:43:36,590 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept all this? 1869 01:43:37,430 --> 01:43:39,420 And this white... 1870 01:43:40,510 --> 01:43:42,260 Marvellous. 1871 01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:45,890 This colour will look vibrant on you. 1872 01:43:48,630 --> 01:43:50,710 Shammo ji, so many dresses? 1873 01:43:50,710 --> 01:43:52,290 Are you taking them to the laundry? 1874 01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:54,670 Mr. Randhawa told me try these on. 1875 01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:56,940 He personally chose them for me. 1876 01:43:59,380 --> 01:44:02,840 Brother-in-law. Your mother is robbing my boss. 1877 01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:04,890 Why are you getting so irritated? 1878 01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:10,800 "Mom..." 1879 01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:12,760 Wow... 1880 01:44:13,780 --> 01:44:14,630 Mom? 1881 01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:20,010 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1882 01:44:20,010 --> 01:44:23,590 - Mom! - "You're my darling child." 1883 01:44:24,340 --> 01:44:26,960 - "I'm your darling child." - Oh Mom! 1884 01:44:47,340 --> 01:44:49,880 Jass, just look at this. So cute, right? 1885 01:44:49,890 --> 01:44:51,670 Which one should we buy? Blue or pink? 1886 01:44:54,650 --> 01:44:57,420 My dear wife, let's ask the one who's going to wear it. 1887 01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:00,590 Junior, if you mind, can I ask you something? 1888 01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:02,070 Which colour... 1889 01:45:07,510 --> 01:45:09,970 Excuse me. Baby product? 1890 01:45:10,110 --> 01:45:11,550 For my baby. 1891 01:45:12,050 --> 01:45:15,340 Everyone in London is becoming a father. 1892 01:45:23,050 --> 01:45:25,340 Brother-in-law? You here? 1893 01:45:25,340 --> 01:45:27,300 For my baby. Preet's baby. 1894 01:45:27,670 --> 01:45:30,380 Forget about me. What are you doing here? 1895 01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:32,220 I was just... 1896 01:45:32,550 --> 01:45:33,920 My Guggudu... 1897 01:45:34,170 --> 01:45:35,670 Alice in Guggiland. 1898 01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:38,510 Alice is just my love... 1899 01:45:38,670 --> 01:45:42,510 Love may not satisfy hunger, but it definitely leads to a baby bump. 1900 01:45:42,510 --> 01:45:45,130 And you can't control a horny. 1901 01:45:45,130 --> 01:45:46,550 Shall we give the good news to Randhawa sir? 1902 01:45:46,550 --> 01:45:48,210 - No, no... - No, I'll tell him. 1903 01:45:48,220 --> 01:45:49,470 - Brother-in-law... - No, no... 1904 01:45:49,670 --> 01:45:51,050 let's keep this a secret. 1905 01:45:51,050 --> 01:45:53,590 Then pay my bill along with yours. 1906 01:45:53,590 --> 01:45:54,720 Done. 1907 01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:56,920 - I need this. - Done. 1908 01:45:58,320 --> 01:45:59,530 Wet wipes. 1909 01:46:02,970 --> 01:46:06,040 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept this? 1910 01:46:06,300 --> 01:46:07,760 I am Jass's mother. 1911 01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:14,110 You did not give birth to Jass, only raised him. 1912 01:46:16,630 --> 01:46:17,590 Shammo... 1913 01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:25,340 24-karat indium gold! 1914 01:46:32,050 --> 01:46:33,510 Guggi, why did she leave like this? 1915 01:46:34,130 --> 01:46:35,760 It's called values, boss. 1916 01:46:36,090 --> 01:46:37,710 No matter how mature a girl becomes, 1917 01:46:38,130 --> 01:46:39,880 whenever the topic of her marriage comes up, 1918 01:46:39,890 --> 01:46:43,100 she gets embarrassed and runs away. 1919 01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:46,210 Sharamjeet, what's going on in this house? 1920 01:46:46,220 --> 01:46:47,170 Do you know they-- 1921 01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:52,850 Did Mr. Randhawa give you this? 1922 01:46:55,460 --> 01:46:56,550 It's a pre-wedding gift. 1923 01:46:58,880 --> 01:47:02,670 Son, I'm the mistress of this house now. 1924 01:47:03,260 --> 01:47:06,800 I'll do as I please, mister. 1925 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:09,130 Preet. Preet. Control your brother. 1926 01:47:09,130 --> 01:47:10,840 He wants to marry my mother. 1927 01:47:10,840 --> 01:47:12,260 - Jass... - What is he doing? 1928 01:47:12,420 --> 01:47:13,630 Jass, listen... 1929 01:47:13,630 --> 01:47:15,470 That's what I said. "Brother, listen". 1930 01:47:15,590 --> 01:47:17,130 After the marriage, what will you call her? 1931 01:47:17,130 --> 01:47:18,380 Mother-in-law or sister-in-law? 1932 01:47:18,380 --> 01:47:21,090 And what are the kids going to call her? Grandma or Aunty? 1933 01:47:21,090 --> 01:47:22,670 This will become that, that will become this. 1934 01:47:22,670 --> 01:47:24,420 It will become a cocktail of relationships. 1935 01:47:24,420 --> 01:47:25,800 Jass, listen to me. 1936 01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:28,170 At his age, he should be blessings newly weds, 1937 01:47:28,340 --> 01:47:29,340 not planning his own wedding. 1938 01:47:29,340 --> 01:47:31,590 Jass, goddamnit, listen to me! 1939 01:47:32,130 --> 01:47:34,090 My water just broke. 1940 01:47:34,090 --> 01:47:36,050 This baby is coming now! 1941 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,840 - Oh my God. - Doctor. Call the doctor. 1942 01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:42,930 We need a doctor. 1943 01:47:42,930 --> 01:47:44,050 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 1944 01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:46,150 - Move. - Oh my God. 1945 01:47:46,150 --> 01:47:47,290 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 1946 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:49,300 Don't tell me to calm down! 1947 01:47:49,300 --> 01:47:51,210 - Okay. - This is your fault. 1948 01:47:51,220 --> 01:47:53,460 - Sorry. I am sorry. - Where are we going? 1949 01:47:53,470 --> 01:47:54,550 Fast. 1950 01:47:57,010 --> 01:47:59,880 Doctor, how can her water break at just seven and a half months? 1951 01:47:59,890 --> 01:48:02,880 Wow, what a concerned father. 1952 01:48:02,890 --> 01:48:04,340 He takes such good care of her. 1953 01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:05,380 - Doctor. - Yes, my dear? 1954 01:48:05,380 --> 01:48:06,840 What about me and the baby? 1955 01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:08,710 Don't worry. I'll give you a painkiller. 1956 01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:11,590 I've got everything under control. Please, everyone go out. 1957 01:48:11,590 --> 01:48:13,340 - I don't like overcrowded wards, please. - Doctor? 1958 01:48:13,340 --> 01:48:14,630 - Yes, my dear? - Can I please stay here? 1959 01:48:14,630 --> 01:48:15,920 - Excuse me? - Please. 1960 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:18,210 How are you related to her? 1961 01:48:19,670 --> 01:48:22,670 Well... I'm like her mother. 1962 01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:25,170 - Thank you. - I'll be right back. One second. 1963 01:48:25,170 --> 01:48:26,670 Jass? Hey... 1964 01:48:28,970 --> 01:48:30,600 Why did I get four missed calls from Mom? 1965 01:48:31,550 --> 01:48:32,470 Jass? 1966 01:48:32,970 --> 01:48:33,880 Mom? 1967 01:48:34,970 --> 01:48:36,790 I've been trying to call you. Where've you been? 1968 01:48:37,090 --> 01:48:38,010 Why weren't you answering your phone? 1969 01:48:38,010 --> 01:48:39,930 - Mom, I was-- - Baani's labour pains have started. 1970 01:48:39,930 --> 01:48:41,210 I've brought her to the hospital. 1971 01:48:41,220 --> 01:48:42,210 Baani is here? 1972 01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:44,260 First, tell me what you are doing here? 1973 01:48:44,970 --> 01:48:49,090 I... Before I tell you my story, tell me where Baani is. 1974 01:48:50,470 --> 01:48:52,550 - You okay? - No! 1975 01:48:53,220 --> 01:48:55,130 - But I'm happy you're here. - Me too. 1976 01:48:55,130 --> 01:48:57,920 Son. The doctor is saying she can deliver today. 1977 01:48:57,920 --> 01:48:58,930 - Today? - Yes. 1978 01:48:58,930 --> 01:49:01,960 And we must take good care of her. 1979 01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:02,690 Yeah. 1980 01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:05,170 But you don't worry. Hold this. 1981 01:49:05,170 --> 01:49:06,800 Lord Ganesha will always be with us. 1982 01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:08,840 - And give me this phone. - Give me back my phone, Mom. 1983 01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:10,470 - No. I won't... - You did the right thing. 1984 01:49:11,910 --> 01:49:14,260 What an irresponsible father. 1985 01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:18,510 Come with me to the other room, I'll show you a responsible father. 1986 01:49:18,510 --> 01:49:20,840 He never enters the room without a mask. 1987 01:49:21,170 --> 01:49:23,170 And look at him... terrible. 1988 01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:26,880 - He treats foreigners. - Stop disturbing my patients and leave. 1989 01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:28,180 - Jass. - Baani, I'll be right back. 1990 01:49:28,180 --> 01:49:29,090 Mom, my phone. 1991 01:49:29,090 --> 01:49:30,880 - Give it. - Out. Out. 1992 01:49:32,170 --> 01:49:34,130 - Why doesn't he ever answer his phone? - Again? 1993 01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:35,980 Why is everyone calling me? 1994 01:49:35,980 --> 01:49:38,260 - Where were you? - I...was... 1995 01:49:38,510 --> 01:49:39,690 I've been calling for so long. 1996 01:49:40,050 --> 01:49:40,760 Not working. 1997 01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,170 The doctors are saying they'll have to do a premature delivery, 1998 01:49:43,170 --> 01:49:44,300 and it has to be done today. 1999 01:49:45,550 --> 01:49:46,930 Today? Both of them? 2000 01:49:46,930 --> 01:49:48,070 What do you mean both of them? 2001 01:49:48,340 --> 01:49:49,380 Is there someone else? 2002 01:49:50,420 --> 01:49:56,050 When... a child is born, a mother is also born. 2003 01:49:56,220 --> 01:49:57,130 So both. 2004 01:49:57,630 --> 01:49:59,760 Great. He's absolutely right. 2005 01:50:00,010 --> 01:50:00,840 The doctor's here. 2006 01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:01,840 Oh no. 2007 01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:06,670 Doctor, tell him about Preet's premature delivery. 2008 01:50:07,550 --> 01:50:08,950 Why should I tell him? 2009 01:50:09,550 --> 01:50:12,130 Because he's the child's father. 2010 01:50:14,300 --> 01:50:17,010 He's the father of this child? 2011 01:50:17,590 --> 01:50:20,590 - Are you sure? - Of course he is. 2012 01:50:21,130 --> 01:50:23,460 You must have seen him in a mask. 2013 01:50:23,470 --> 01:50:25,920 Look closely. Recognise him? 2014 01:50:27,550 --> 01:50:29,300 Same-same. I know him. 2015 01:50:29,300 --> 01:50:30,590 - Father and doctor have to talk. - I recognise him. 2016 01:50:30,590 --> 01:50:32,670 - Father and doctor. - Aren't you the same guy? 2017 01:50:32,670 --> 01:50:33,840 What did you say? 2018 01:50:34,340 --> 01:50:38,610 "Who's Your Daddy? Jumping with joy?" I'll tell them everything. 2019 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:40,510 - Mr. Randhawa... - Dr. Gulati, emergency. 2020 01:50:40,510 --> 01:50:42,420 - What happened? - Your patient is about to die. 2021 01:50:42,420 --> 01:50:43,960 - Hurry up or he will die. - I'm coming back. 2022 01:50:43,970 --> 01:50:46,880 - I'm coming back. I'm coming back. - We can't deliver a baby without a doctor. 2023 01:50:46,890 --> 01:50:48,170 I'm coming back. 2024 01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:50,260 Watch out. Hurry up. 2025 01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:52,210 How can I hurry up when I'm sitting down? 2026 01:50:52,220 --> 01:50:53,590 Then hurry up while sitting down. 2027 01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:57,130 Where's the patient? 2028 01:50:58,130 --> 01:51:00,340 - Where's the patient? - There is no patient, sir. 2029 01:51:00,760 --> 01:51:02,550 I lied to you. 2030 01:51:03,130 --> 01:51:05,930 - Because I had to tell you the truth. - What truth? 2031 01:51:05,930 --> 01:51:07,400 Actually-- 2032 01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:09,500 His truth. 2033 01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:11,590 He's not a bad guy, 2034 01:51:11,840 --> 01:51:14,210 he just kept getting stuck in bad situations. 2035 01:51:14,220 --> 01:51:17,670 Selfie Kumar, he has two wives. 2036 01:51:17,970 --> 01:51:19,840 He's expecting two children. 2037 01:51:20,010 --> 01:51:21,340 It's a crime! 2038 01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:24,220 Doctor, Baani and Preet are in labour. 2039 01:51:24,470 --> 01:51:26,670 Preet will undergo a premature delivery. 2040 01:51:26,670 --> 01:51:27,840 I will tell them the truth, 2041 01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:29,260 but after the delivery is done. 2042 01:51:29,260 --> 01:51:33,090 I will deliver... you... to jail. 2043 01:51:33,260 --> 01:51:35,630 - I am going to expose this fraud! - Please, doctor. 2044 01:51:35,630 --> 01:51:36,600 Out of my way-- 2045 01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:37,840 Doctor, I cannot give stress to both mothers. 2046 01:51:37,840 --> 01:51:38,930 - Move! - Gulati. 2047 01:51:41,590 --> 01:51:46,470 Before you go out, take a look at your own dirty deeds. 2048 01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:47,460 Look. 2049 01:51:47,630 --> 01:51:50,790 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2050 01:51:50,970 --> 01:51:58,830 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2051 01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:05,260 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2052 01:52:05,610 --> 01:52:09,170 "Stop teasing girls." 2053 01:52:09,170 --> 01:52:12,780 "I'll report you, I'll get you arrested." 2054 01:52:12,950 --> 01:52:14,980 "I'll get you thrown in jail." 2055 01:52:14,990 --> 01:52:18,610 "Stop teasing girls." 2056 01:52:20,970 --> 01:52:22,710 Fake university doctor, get up. 2057 01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:24,880 Godamba! Godamba! 2058 01:52:25,120 --> 01:52:27,210 Doctor, which brand of cheap tobacco is this? 2059 01:52:27,220 --> 01:52:28,840 Godamba is my wife's name. 2060 01:52:28,840 --> 01:52:30,800 If she finds out, she'll beat me to a pulp. 2061 01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:33,090 I am married. I have two kids, please. 2062 01:52:33,090 --> 01:52:35,940 - And, even I am expecting babies. - Two of them. 2063 01:52:36,550 --> 01:52:38,380 - You like reading books, don't you? - Yes. 2064 01:52:38,380 --> 01:52:40,090 - Then you should read another book. - Which one? 2065 01:52:40,090 --> 01:52:43,380 'Zindagi Jhandba Toh Muh Humesha Band Ba' (When Life's A Train Wreck, You Better Zip It) 2066 01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:46,510 Otherwise you will become a widower. 2067 01:52:46,510 --> 01:52:47,970 Delivery. Please. 2068 01:52:48,470 --> 01:52:50,800 Breathe. Breathe. 2069 01:52:50,800 --> 01:52:53,010 Check where he is. Call him. 2070 01:52:53,010 --> 01:52:53,790 Give me your hand. 2071 01:52:53,790 --> 01:52:56,460 Call my husband. Out of the way. 2072 01:52:56,470 --> 01:52:57,950 Out of the way. 2073 01:53:00,130 --> 01:53:02,470 Lord Ganesha, first Baani came in my life and then she left. 2074 01:53:02,630 --> 01:53:04,420 Then Preet came and so did Baani. 2075 01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:08,170 Lord Ganesha, protect the mothers and the children. 2076 01:53:08,170 --> 01:53:09,340 Lord... 2077 01:53:10,090 --> 01:53:11,370 Who are you talking to, man? 2078 01:53:12,090 --> 01:53:14,170 Indian emotion. You won't understand. 2079 01:53:14,470 --> 01:53:15,970 I'm in deep trouble. Deep. 2080 01:53:18,820 --> 01:53:21,210 - Come on, push, push. You can do it. - Jass, don't touch me. 2081 01:53:21,220 --> 01:53:23,760 - It's all because of you. - Okay, sorry. Push, push. 2082 01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:25,010 You can do it. You can do it. 2083 01:53:25,010 --> 01:53:27,260 Hallelujah, the baby's on its way. 2084 01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:28,670 It's a big baby. 2085 01:53:28,670 --> 01:53:30,760 I've got to check before I take it out. 2086 01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:34,170 - It's coming. It's coming. - Hurry up. 2087 01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:36,370 Hurry up! 2088 01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:48,920 Congratulations, it's a girl. 2089 01:53:50,090 --> 01:53:53,550 With God's blessings, I'm finally a grandma. 2090 01:53:54,800 --> 01:53:57,010 I had decided that if all went well, 2091 01:53:57,510 --> 01:53:59,800 I will go to Vaishno Devi to seek blessings. 2092 01:53:59,970 --> 01:54:00,910 Mom... 2093 01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:05,220 Godamba. Godamba. Godamba. 2094 01:54:05,630 --> 01:54:09,010 Congratulations. This time it's a boy. 2095 01:54:09,010 --> 01:54:10,880 - So sorry. - Great. 2096 01:54:10,890 --> 01:54:12,090 Remember I told you, brother. 2097 01:54:12,090 --> 01:54:15,010 Uncle and nephew swaying all over London. 2098 01:54:15,010 --> 01:54:16,630 Spinning... Spinning... 2099 01:54:16,630 --> 01:54:19,550 - Little Randhawa is here-- - What are you doing, Mr. Randhawa? 2100 01:54:19,550 --> 01:54:20,590 It's a hospital. 2101 01:54:21,090 --> 01:54:22,120 - Hold your gun. - Brother. 2102 01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:23,090 Yes. 2103 01:54:26,090 --> 01:54:27,590 Even he looks like me. 2104 01:54:27,590 --> 01:54:29,250 I mean, only he looks like me. 2105 01:54:31,630 --> 01:54:32,920 Thank you again. 2106 01:54:32,920 --> 01:54:34,340 There's only two, right? 2107 01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:43,870 We'll go to India soon. 2108 01:54:44,420 --> 01:54:46,030 Jass, Mom and the baby are in the parking lot, right? 2109 01:54:46,030 --> 01:54:47,190 Yes. 2110 01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:49,780 - Baani... - What? 2111 01:54:49,780 --> 01:54:51,000 I forgot the files. 2112 01:54:51,330 --> 01:54:52,310 Call the elevator, I'll get them. 2113 01:54:52,310 --> 01:54:53,480 - Okay. - Okay. 2114 01:55:01,130 --> 01:55:03,820 - Preet? - Baani. Hi. 2115 01:55:04,250 --> 01:55:05,620 - How are you? - Good. You delivered? 2116 01:55:05,620 --> 01:55:08,920 - Yes, baby girl. And you? - Baby boy. 2117 01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:11,330 - Congratulations. - Congratulations to us. 2118 01:55:11,330 --> 01:55:13,580 - Lovely. - Brother, my friend Baani. 2119 01:55:13,580 --> 01:55:14,540 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 2120 01:55:14,670 --> 01:55:17,160 - Hello. - Preet, my husband's coming. 2121 01:55:17,170 --> 01:55:18,620 - Just two minutes. - Okay. Nice. 2122 01:55:18,620 --> 01:55:19,960 Now Preet isn't answering her phone. 2123 01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:22,080 - She will. Keep calling. - And she complains I'm always busy. 2124 01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:23,830 Nothing you do is ever enough for them. 2125 01:55:23,830 --> 01:55:25,040 - Same story with me. - Yes, Mom. 2126 01:55:25,420 --> 01:55:26,870 I'm coming. Baani's already downstairs. 2127 01:55:37,790 --> 01:55:39,330 Preet, that's my husband. 2128 01:55:39,330 --> 01:55:40,710 The father of my child. 2129 01:55:52,920 --> 01:55:54,790 Baani, you're joking, right? 2130 01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:56,460 He's the father of my child. 2131 01:56:00,830 --> 01:56:04,240 No, you are joking. He's the father of my child. 2132 01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:06,620 No, no, he's the father of my child. 2133 01:56:11,870 --> 01:56:13,160 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 2134 01:56:13,170 --> 01:56:14,500 - What? - What? 2135 01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:17,790 - Jass. - Sire, do the honours. 2136 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:22,000 Just a second, Mr. Randhawa, I can explain. 2137 01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:24,940 - Actually by mistake-- - Rascal, what were you saying? 2138 01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:26,620 Growing love. 2139 01:56:26,860 --> 01:56:28,280 - Isn't that what he said? - Yes. 2140 01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:29,420 No. 2141 01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:30,790 - What else did he say? - I can't believe this. 2142 01:56:30,790 --> 01:56:32,790 - Nothing. What else did I say? - Fraud. 2143 01:56:32,790 --> 01:56:34,000 - Oh yes. - Stay away... 2144 01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:36,660 Nephew and uncle spinning in city. 2145 01:56:36,670 --> 01:56:38,370 - What else did you say? - Sir, I thought you liked the song. 2146 01:56:38,710 --> 01:56:40,030 - What else did you say? - Nothing. 2147 01:56:40,030 --> 01:56:42,840 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2148 01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:44,520 - Thud... Thud... Thud... - Jass, how could you? 2149 01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:46,520 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2150 01:56:46,750 --> 01:56:48,370 You are Liar. 2151 01:56:48,610 --> 01:56:50,670 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2152 01:56:55,590 --> 01:57:00,220 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2153 01:57:00,450 --> 01:57:03,700 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2154 01:57:04,090 --> 01:57:05,630 Baani, are you alright? 2155 01:57:07,040 --> 01:57:10,820 Stay calm. Please make it to the nearest exit as soon as possible. 2156 01:57:11,240 --> 01:57:15,490 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2157 01:57:17,420 --> 01:57:18,500 Are you okay? 2158 01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:21,330 Catch that rascal. Don't let him escape. 2159 01:57:21,330 --> 01:57:23,430 Jass. Where are you going? I want answers. 2160 01:57:23,430 --> 01:57:25,950 - Brother, Jass is running away. - Jass... Catch him. 2161 01:57:39,940 --> 01:57:41,940 Who will save me in this situation? 2162 01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:46,960 I'd told you not to share your notes. 2163 01:57:47,330 --> 01:57:49,290 Disha, where is Mr. Godbole? 2164 01:57:49,290 --> 01:57:50,540 He must be in the classroom. 2165 01:57:50,710 --> 01:57:51,670 Oh God. 2166 01:57:51,870 --> 01:57:54,750 When someone's stressed, my crazy heart says... 2167 01:57:54,760 --> 01:57:58,410 Come to Godbole. Come to Godbole. 2168 01:57:58,420 --> 01:58:00,000 Mr. Godbole... 2169 01:58:00,170 --> 01:58:01,710 What happened, Jass? 2170 01:58:01,710 --> 01:58:03,670 My classmates are bullying me. 2171 01:58:04,170 --> 01:58:06,120 So, I got scared and ran away. 2172 01:58:06,500 --> 01:58:08,540 You got scared? Oh God. 2173 01:58:08,830 --> 01:58:10,170 So innocent. 2174 01:58:10,710 --> 01:58:13,420 Now listen carefully to what Godbole has to say. 2175 01:58:13,710 --> 01:58:17,080 Do you know what Gandhiji said? 2176 01:58:17,660 --> 01:58:21,530 A person's biggest enemy is his fear. 2177 01:58:21,790 --> 01:58:24,330 And what did Mandela say? 2178 01:58:24,580 --> 01:58:29,890 [gibberish] 2179 01:58:31,180 --> 01:58:32,150 What is Godbole uncle doing? 2180 01:58:32,830 --> 01:58:36,740 [gibberish] 2181 01:58:37,080 --> 01:58:38,970 Mt. Kilimanjaro... 2182 01:58:39,540 --> 01:58:42,050 Control your fear, my friend. 2183 01:58:49,830 --> 01:58:50,920 There he is. 2184 01:58:52,960 --> 01:58:53,920 Hey... 2185 01:58:54,330 --> 01:58:55,470 Jass. 2186 01:58:57,420 --> 01:58:58,370 I'm ready. 2187 01:58:59,670 --> 01:59:00,710 Ask whatever you want. 2188 01:59:00,710 --> 01:59:02,830 - What have you done, Jass? - How can you do this to us? 2189 01:59:02,830 --> 01:59:05,000 - You cheated on both of us. - Yeah. 2190 01:59:05,550 --> 01:59:06,580 Wait a minute. 2191 01:59:06,790 --> 01:59:08,650 Baani, if you mind, still can I ask you something? 2192 01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:11,830 You told me to move on and I moved on. 2193 01:59:12,580 --> 01:59:14,120 I found Preet and I fell in love. 2194 01:59:14,250 --> 01:59:15,370 And I'm the cheater? 2195 01:59:15,500 --> 01:59:16,920 You could have told us the truth. 2196 01:59:16,930 --> 01:59:18,250 How could I have told you the truth? 2197 01:59:18,250 --> 01:59:20,790 The doctor said you have complications. I couldn't stress you out. 2198 01:59:20,790 --> 01:59:21,830 What choice did I have, Baani? 2199 01:59:21,830 --> 01:59:25,210 Why didn't you tell me you were already married? 2200 01:59:25,210 --> 01:59:26,770 And that she's pregnant. 2201 01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:28,370 You're a bloody cheater! 2202 01:59:28,370 --> 01:59:30,080 Because our marriage was over. 2203 01:59:30,080 --> 01:59:31,830 Ask her. She ended it. 2204 01:59:31,830 --> 01:59:33,710 And I tried to tell you, Preet. 2205 01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:36,210 But every time I tried, your brother showed up with his gun. 2206 01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:37,330 Betrayal... coffin... 2207 01:59:37,330 --> 01:59:38,580 - I didn't get the chance. - What is he saying? 2208 01:59:38,580 --> 01:59:40,460 - I didn't get the chance. - Jass, please. 2209 01:59:40,460 --> 01:59:41,500 Hey, idiot. 2210 01:59:41,500 --> 01:59:43,540 Mr. Randhawa, I admit I lied. 2211 01:59:43,540 --> 01:59:45,120 I brought a fake mother. 2212 01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:47,210 But you started chasing that fake mother too. 2213 01:59:48,040 --> 01:59:50,160 You're not young anymore, but that's not stopping you. 2214 01:59:50,170 --> 01:59:54,030 And Shammo ji, the moment you got gold, you switched sides. 2215 01:59:54,210 --> 01:59:55,580 Gold digger with a figure! 2216 01:59:55,580 --> 01:59:58,580 Hey, Jass. I admit I like gold... 2217 01:59:59,250 --> 02:00:01,250 but I like the guy who gave it even more. 2218 02:00:02,500 --> 02:00:04,290 But Guggi has got the best choice. 2219 02:00:04,290 --> 02:00:06,040 Guggi, should I bust your balloons? 2220 02:00:06,250 --> 02:00:08,580 Mr. Randhawa, your house help Alice... 2221 02:00:08,580 --> 02:00:11,870 Alice and Guggi are... always at it. 2222 02:00:11,870 --> 02:00:13,210 - All night long. - Guggi. 2223 02:00:13,210 --> 02:00:15,080 - Sire, I was going to tell you. - What is he saying? 2224 02:00:15,080 --> 02:00:17,710 - No, no, please, sir. Please. - The gun again. 2225 02:00:17,710 --> 02:00:18,830 Please don't shoot him. 2226 02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:20,210 - No, shoot him... - I'm... 2227 02:00:20,580 --> 02:00:22,270 I am expecting his baby. 2228 02:00:22,580 --> 02:00:23,580 Why are you... 2229 02:00:23,580 --> 02:00:25,460 Great. One more. 2230 02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:27,870 Baby, no one will be here. I'll make you happy. 2231 02:00:27,870 --> 02:00:30,410 Look, here comes the 12th man of the losing team. 2232 02:00:30,420 --> 02:00:31,620 Dr. Gulati. 2233 02:00:31,620 --> 02:00:33,500 Enjoying your terrace break? 2234 02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:34,460 Godamba. 2235 02:00:34,460 --> 02:00:37,170 Godamba, his wife. We must tell her... 2236 02:00:38,040 --> 02:00:40,580 Forget it. He delivered both my kids. 2237 02:00:41,080 --> 02:00:43,510 Two? No, three. 2238 02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:46,250 I'm carrying your triplets, Dr. Gulati. 2239 02:00:46,250 --> 02:00:48,250 - What? - Well done, doctor. Well done. 2240 02:00:48,250 --> 02:00:50,160 - Did you hear that? - Three more. 2241 02:00:50,170 --> 02:00:51,370 Did you hear? 2242 02:00:51,370 --> 02:00:52,870 Moral of the story is - 2243 02:00:52,870 --> 02:00:57,330 when your own drawstrings are loose, don't tug at others clothes. 2244 02:00:58,670 --> 02:00:59,710 You guys are... 2245 02:01:02,620 --> 02:01:04,330 - Jass, no... - Don't come any closer. 2246 02:01:04,330 --> 02:01:06,000 Don't come any closer. I will jump. 2247 02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,250 - I will jump. - Jass, have you lost your mind? 2248 02:01:08,250 --> 02:01:09,790 Yes, you guys have driven my crazy. 2249 02:01:09,790 --> 02:01:11,460 I don't want any sympathy or any apology. 2250 02:01:11,460 --> 02:01:14,330 - I am going. - Don't behave like a kid, Jass. 2251 02:01:14,330 --> 02:01:16,670 Jass, think about the kids. 2252 02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:19,540 - I have only one regret. - What? 2253 02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:22,870 My children will never know their father's love. 2254 02:01:23,290 --> 02:01:26,770 - Hey! - Jass, stop! 2255 02:01:26,780 --> 02:01:28,620 Don't just stand there. Do something. 2256 02:01:28,620 --> 02:01:30,880 - I'm jumping. I'm jumping. - Jass... 2257 02:01:30,880 --> 02:01:33,040 Oh, my God. Please, Jass. 2258 02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:35,370 - Here I go. - Jass, Jass... 2259 02:01:35,370 --> 02:01:37,370 - What do we do? - Preet, he's your boyfriend. 2260 02:01:37,370 --> 02:01:38,210 I'm falling. 2261 02:01:38,210 --> 02:01:40,790 - He's your husband. Say something. - Stop. 2262 02:01:40,790 --> 02:01:42,170 God, I'm coming. 2263 02:01:42,580 --> 02:01:44,750 Preet, Jass is a good guy. 2264 02:01:44,750 --> 02:01:48,790 I know, that's why I loved him and had his baby, but he's also a liar. 2265 02:01:48,790 --> 02:01:51,250 I know he's a liar, but his heart's in the right place. 2266 02:01:51,250 --> 02:01:53,790 Don't stop me, guys. I will jump. 2267 02:01:53,790 --> 02:01:57,080 What do you think, sire? Is brother-in-law going to jump or fall? 2268 02:01:57,370 --> 02:01:59,120 I can jump any minute. Any minute now. 2269 02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:01,250 Save him, Gulati. He will fall down. 2270 02:02:01,250 --> 02:02:04,000 He's already fallen pretty low, can't go any lower. 2271 02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:05,250 Selfie, come here. 2272 02:02:05,250 --> 02:02:08,330 Preet, just listen to me. He's not a bad guy. 2273 02:02:08,330 --> 02:02:10,120 What are Baani and Preet discussing about me? 2274 02:02:10,120 --> 02:02:13,040 I think they are fighting over you. 2275 02:02:13,370 --> 02:02:15,970 Both of them? Over me? 2276 02:02:16,210 --> 02:02:17,580 - Yes, both. - I'm falling. 2277 02:02:17,580 --> 02:02:18,570 I have an idea. 2278 02:02:18,570 --> 02:02:20,710 You're already married to him. You keep him. 2279 02:02:20,710 --> 02:02:22,910 He's my past. You keep him. 2280 02:02:22,920 --> 02:02:25,710 I'll move on. Don't worry. You keep him. 2281 02:02:25,710 --> 02:02:28,540 - Jass belongs to you. - No, no, you are very nice. 2282 02:02:28,540 --> 02:02:31,410 Forgive him. Husbands are like Gods. Keep him. 2283 02:02:31,420 --> 02:02:32,880 - You keep him! - I said, you keep him! 2284 02:02:32,880 --> 02:02:34,410 - No, please keep him. - Jass is yours. 2285 02:02:34,420 --> 02:02:35,540 You keep him. Keep him. 2286 02:02:35,540 --> 02:02:38,460 - Jass. - Yes. Did you call me? 2287 02:02:38,460 --> 02:02:40,620 They've made a decision. 2288 02:02:40,620 --> 02:02:41,580 What? 2289 02:02:44,920 --> 02:02:46,550 - We both... - You two? 2290 02:02:47,210 --> 02:02:49,620 - Don't want to live with you. - Don't want to live with you. 2291 02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:53,790 But I've done so much for you two. 2292 02:02:53,790 --> 02:02:54,940 How can you two leave me? 2293 02:02:54,940 --> 02:02:57,660 One of you can come with me. I deserve one at least. 2294 02:02:57,670 --> 02:02:59,410 You two are cheaters. I am being cheated. 2295 02:02:59,420 --> 02:03:01,870 I told you, the decision has been made! 2296 02:03:14,120 --> 02:03:16,120 Jass. Jass. 2297 02:03:46,620 --> 02:03:47,870 God's plan. 2298 02:04:02,460 --> 02:04:06,870 I've been to London, Paris... even Japan. 2299 02:04:06,870 --> 02:04:12,460 But this my India, I love my India. 2300 02:04:12,460 --> 02:04:13,910 Two black coffees, girl. 2301 02:04:14,050 --> 02:04:15,250 To hell with your black coffee. 2302 02:04:15,250 --> 02:04:16,410 - Get me a beer. - Okay. 2303 02:04:16,420 --> 02:04:18,250 Go ahead and drink it. 2304 02:04:19,330 --> 02:04:21,790 By the way, Jass. Your life's such a mess. 2305 02:04:22,330 --> 02:04:23,210 They both left you. 2306 02:04:24,060 --> 02:04:27,910 So sorry to hear that, sir. They both left you? 2307 02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:29,750 Yes, so what if they left me? Will you fill in for them? 2308 02:04:29,750 --> 02:04:31,290 Will you take care of my two kids? 2309 02:04:31,290 --> 02:04:33,370 Control, sir. I have a boyfriend. 2310 02:04:33,540 --> 02:04:36,040 Jass. Relax. 2311 02:04:37,120 --> 02:04:38,170 Have faith in God. 2312 02:04:38,540 --> 02:04:39,290 He will do what's best. 2313 02:04:39,580 --> 02:04:40,420 Forget it. 2314 02:04:40,710 --> 02:04:42,420 If you mind still, can I ask you something? 2315 02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,500 "When you're young..." 2316 02:04:44,670 --> 02:04:46,290 Who is using my line on me? 2317 02:04:54,370 --> 02:04:59,000 What's up... 10th grade backbencher Jasswinder Ahuja? 2318 02:05:04,620 --> 02:05:05,710 Don't remember? 2319 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:09,040 Mr. Shukla. 2320 02:05:11,500 --> 02:05:13,690 Mr. Godbole. 2321 02:05:16,460 --> 02:05:17,410 Mr. Mishra. 2322 02:05:17,420 --> 02:05:20,000 And always keep your eye on Disha while running. 2323 02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:21,960 - Understood? - Hi, Disha. 2324 02:05:22,750 --> 02:05:23,710 Wrong. 2325 02:05:24,290 --> 02:05:25,370 Come on. 2326 02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,000 - Disha? - Finally. 2327 02:05:29,370 --> 02:05:30,710 - Hi. - Hi. 2328 02:05:33,790 --> 02:05:36,160 I can't believe we're meeting after all these years. 2329 02:05:36,170 --> 02:05:37,250 God's plan. 2330 02:05:37,250 --> 02:05:39,710 - I missed you, man. - Me too. 2331 02:05:40,620 --> 02:05:41,720 Third? 2332 02:05:42,330 --> 02:05:43,080 First. 2333 02:05:43,580 --> 02:05:45,330 One second. Vishal. 2334 02:05:45,330 --> 02:05:46,460 Who is he? 2335 02:05:47,580 --> 02:05:48,500 - That's Vishal. - He's so tall. 2336 02:05:48,500 --> 02:05:50,040 Vishal, meet Jass. 2337 02:05:50,040 --> 02:05:51,080 - Hey, man. - My childhood friend. 2338 02:05:51,080 --> 02:05:52,210 Hi, man. 2339 02:05:53,710 --> 02:05:56,870 You were asking, who will be best man at our wedding? 2340 02:05:56,870 --> 02:05:58,460 - Yeah. - Wedding? 2341 02:05:58,460 --> 02:06:00,330 Who better than him? 2342 02:06:00,670 --> 02:06:02,540 He's my best friend from school. 2343 02:06:02,540 --> 02:06:03,500 Yeah... 2344 02:06:03,790 --> 02:06:06,830 Why only best man? You can handle all the wedding rituals. 2345 02:06:06,830 --> 02:06:07,670 - Rituals? - Yeah. 2346 02:06:07,670 --> 02:06:08,960 Can you sing? 2347 02:06:09,460 --> 02:06:11,580 Not just sing, he will dance as well. 2348 02:06:11,580 --> 02:06:12,830 - He's a terrific dancer. - Yeah? 2349 02:06:12,830 --> 02:06:13,870 - Yeah. - Perfect. 2350 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,120 That's amazing. 2351 02:06:16,330 --> 02:06:17,120 You'll do it, right? 2352 02:06:17,830 --> 02:06:19,490 Yeah... 2353 02:06:21,540 --> 02:06:23,040 Sorry. Mistake. 2354 02:06:25,500 --> 02:06:27,040 Okay, I'm going to send you the invite, okay. 2355 02:06:27,290 --> 02:06:28,250 Yeah, don't be late. 2356 02:06:28,250 --> 02:06:30,000 Not at all, I'll personally escort him there. 2357 02:06:30,000 --> 02:06:31,620 - That's amazing. - We won't be late. 2358 02:06:31,960 --> 02:06:33,620 - See you, guys. - So nice to see you. 2359 02:06:33,620 --> 02:06:34,830 Nice... hair. 2360 02:06:34,830 --> 02:06:36,080 - Bye. - Bye. 2361 02:06:42,040 --> 02:06:44,460 Rascal... whenever happiness knocked on my door, 2362 02:06:44,460 --> 02:06:45,910 - you always brought bad luck. - What did I do? 2363 02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:48,790 - I can't find a single girl. - You just got dumped by two. 2364 02:06:49,710 --> 02:06:51,080 - Why you-- - You won't find any girl... 2365 02:06:51,670 --> 02:06:54,570 Calm down. Calm down. 2366 02:06:57,540 --> 02:06:58,830 Look at your face. 2367 02:06:58,830 --> 02:07:01,410 I was joking. It was just a prank. 2368 02:07:03,290 --> 02:07:04,410 And that tall guy Vishal? 2369 02:07:04,420 --> 02:07:05,910 Vishal is just a friend. 2370 02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:07,320 In fact, he's like a brother to me. 2371 02:07:07,670 --> 02:07:09,670 Brother? I like brothers. 2372 02:07:09,960 --> 02:07:12,620 - I got you, right? - You got me. 2373 02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:16,370 - So... - So? 2374 02:07:17,870 --> 02:07:19,370 Are you... 2375 02:07:20,820 --> 02:07:21,780 single? 2376 02:07:23,170 --> 02:07:25,670 Yeah, I am... single. 2377 02:07:27,620 --> 02:07:28,540 And you? 2378 02:07:30,210 --> 02:07:31,310 Fully single. 2379 02:07:32,250 --> 02:07:34,170 - That's great. - I know that is. 2380 02:07:34,460 --> 02:07:37,100 - So, then... - I think we... 2381 02:07:38,090 --> 02:07:41,160 Tell her that you have two-- 2382 02:07:41,580 --> 02:07:42,750 Two? 2383 02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:44,580 Let's go there for two minutes. 2384 02:07:46,680 --> 02:07:48,050 - Sure. - There. 2385 02:07:51,370 --> 02:07:53,230 - You first. - Thanks. 2386 02:07:53,380 --> 02:07:58,550 "When you're young, love happens." 2387 02:07:58,960 --> 02:08:02,570 At least tell her that you have two kids in London! 2388 02:08:17,710 --> 02:08:20,160 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2389 02:08:20,170 --> 02:08:22,210 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2390 02:08:22,370 --> 02:08:25,080 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2391 02:08:25,080 --> 02:08:27,000 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2392 02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:29,330 "Billo, there's no one like you on this earth," 2393 02:08:29,330 --> 02:08:31,960 "Truly, in the whole world there's no match for your beauty." 2394 02:08:31,960 --> 02:08:34,330 "Oh beautiful one, the grace and sway that your body has," 2395 02:08:34,330 --> 02:08:37,160 "Honestly, there is no such bend on the map of earth." 2396 02:08:37,170 --> 02:08:39,710 "Slowly, gently sway your waist," 2397 02:08:39,710 --> 02:08:41,830 "Have a little mercy on the boys," 2398 02:08:42,210 --> 02:08:44,660 "Don't let your blue eyes create such havoc," 2399 02:08:44,670 --> 02:08:47,250 "Don't ignite us with your hotness." 2400 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:49,830 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2401 02:08:49,830 --> 02:08:51,870 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2402 02:08:52,130 --> 02:08:54,790 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2403 02:08:54,790 --> 02:08:56,710 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2404 02:08:57,330 --> 02:08:58,540 "As if made in Italy," 2405 02:08:58,540 --> 02:08:59,790 "Those eyes are like bullets" 2406 02:08:59,790 --> 02:09:02,210 "And fire shots at heart." 2407 02:09:02,210 --> 02:09:03,710 "You are like a glass statue." 2408 02:09:03,710 --> 02:09:04,870 "Seeing your beauty" 2409 02:09:04,870 --> 02:09:06,580 "Everyone is jealous." 2410 02:09:06,580 --> 02:09:09,040 "Yesterday you went to Patiala to buy a nose ring," 2411 02:09:09,040 --> 02:09:11,540 "How many lakhs did you spend on Gucci?" 2412 02:09:11,540 --> 02:09:13,960 "Top models may try to compete with you," 2413 02:09:13,960 --> 02:09:16,710 "But there is no match for you." 2414 02:09:16,870 --> 02:09:19,250 "Get a red dress stitched and will suit you well." 2415 02:09:19,250 --> 02:09:21,420 "Wear a Punjabi Jutti with a small bells" 2416 02:09:21,870 --> 02:09:24,500 "Give us orders openly." 2417 02:09:24,670 --> 02:09:26,540 "And let our hearts connect with each other." 2418 02:09:26,750 --> 02:09:29,420 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2419 02:09:29,540 --> 02:09:31,580 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2420 02:09:31,790 --> 02:09:34,370 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2421 02:09:34,370 --> 02:09:36,330 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2422 02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:48,410 "My eyes are rosy." 2423 02:09:48,420 --> 02:09:49,790 "They are intoxicating." 2424 02:09:49,790 --> 02:09:51,750 "I have made people yearn." 2425 02:09:51,750 --> 02:09:53,370 "My wrists are fair." 2426 02:09:53,370 --> 02:09:54,250 "I create havoc." 2427 02:09:54,250 --> 02:09:57,250 "My waist causes devastation. Oh, oh!" 2428 02:09:57,250 --> 02:09:59,660 "Someone calls me queen of flowers and some call me butterfly." 2429 02:09:59,670 --> 02:10:02,080 "Some say I am like lightning in the sky." 2430 02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:07,170 "Whosoever looks at my beauty calls me prettier than angels." 2431 02:10:07,580 --> 02:10:09,960 "Make such a dance step that goes viral." 2432 02:10:09,960 --> 02:10:12,170 "Get a song written by Gill Roy." 2433 02:10:12,460 --> 02:10:15,040 "Dance with heels to the tune." 2434 02:10:15,040 --> 02:10:17,000 "Don't feel shy standing far." 2435 02:10:17,500 --> 02:10:20,160 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2436 02:10:20,170 --> 02:10:22,040 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2437 02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:25,120 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2438 02:10:25,120 --> 02:10:27,040 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2439 02:10:37,650 --> 02:10:38,510 "Wow!"